Patroll

When a writer of an online article or blog post starts or finishes a piece with pre-emptive responses to the trolling s/he is expecting to see in the comments.

Jane decided she'd better patroll her post by adding this statement at the end:

Before you start trolling in the comments and saying nobody cares, remember that this is the answer to a question I get in half of the messages from my readers.

by GoGopher February 24, 2014

patrolin' for colon

When a male is walking around (generally with one pant leg rolled up,) looking for a homosexual partner for anal intercourse.

Did you see those guys? Are they trying to be hip-hop, or are they patrolin' for colon?

by gon-zales December 1, 2017

Patollertonism

A name for someone who creates and therefore distributes a high level of quality banter.

"Chris you are a chode - quote of Patollertonism"
"Chodenator"
"Locknesschoden"
"Cunny's nan owns a chippy"

by The Red Choderler September 23, 2011

patrili

Gay Russian high school drum major

Man, he's such a Patrili

by Chineslavian December 9, 2015

Patronus

A defensive spell which produces a sort of animal guardian; Charm used to protect one against dementors

Harry's patronus is a deer while Hermione"s is an otter.

by pepitalalalala December 26, 2019

pathological liar

When someone is clearly lying but their state of mind, (usually mentally unstable) takes control and makes them lie. In some cases it can clearly be shown as a lie but the liar will continue to lie, ultimately digging a larger hole for themselves.

Owen: Benny I know you sent screen shots to that girl

Benny: False, i have nothing to do with her
Owen: *sends screen shots of the conversation

Benny: Wasn’t me, was someone else
Owen: Your being a pathological liar

by canderson January 9, 2020

expecto patron

A charm that calls into existence a shot of tequila. This gets much harder to do correctly if one tries to do it 3 or 4 times in a row, with the exception of very high-tolerance casters. It should be noted that Dumbledore could cast the charm wordlessly.

"Expecto Patron!" he cried; a deep, golden light leapt from the tip of his wand and materialized into a shot of Alquimia Reserva de Don Adolfo Extra Añejo Tequila on the bar.

by Tobadef January 15, 2016