parking the squid

Attempting to perform penetration with a flaccid penis.

Mark: Hi Boris, how did you go with that Tramp last night?

Boris: No good, wasted and I was just parking the squid.

by BorisDaYabby January 15, 2016

pornstar parking

you park so close to the front door of the club you can run to your car naked

PornStar Parking!! Bring on the Margarita's!!

by country mike aka lk2play September 22, 2006

Parking lot Gimpin

The act of being a wanna-be pimp and a fake ass ghetto faggot, who thinks they've got game and spits the most worthless ignorant shit at your girl in the parking lot when your leaving the club. There is no such thing as parkin lot pimpin....only parkin lot gimpin.

yeah boy, i'm a be outside parking lot gimpin boy, i love this shit. "Wassup baby, where you goin tonight? Hey I'm just tryin to holla a little. you wanna sip of my hennessy? Hey, gimps need love too...god i hate myself!"

by robstheman March 13, 2007

Linkin Parkinson's Disease

A condition in which one suffers from overwhelming body spasms, the constant metamorphosis of hair on ones head, tourettes-like yelling and random changing of your vocal characteristics

Billy: did you see Tom at the ITunes festival yesterday? He looked crazy, what was wrong with him?

Jake: he was suffering from an insane case of Linkin Parkinson's Disease.

by Theshadowoftheday August 21, 2011

parkie

British, one who lives in a trailer park, often misinterpreted by Americans and DVD subtitlers for pikey

"I fucking hate parkies!"

by Pikey Joe August 30, 2003

Pansy Parkinson

Pansy Parkinson is a fictional character in the Harry Potter series and is in Slytherin...Pansy is a fugly slut and thinks that Draco fancies her but he only took her to the yule ball because she was his last resort and he new that she is such an asswipe that she'd say yes.Her parents obviously called her Pansy because the deffinition for Pansy is a wimp or a prat (she is one!)
If I was in the Harry Potter series, I'd be in slytherin,going out with draco,but still be friends with Hermione and me and her would beat Pansy up!!!!!!!!!!

Hayley(me) and Hermione had both cornered Pansy.
Hayley:Fukin go near Draco again bitch,i'll fuck you up!
Pansy Parkinson:I didn't go near him I swear!
Hayley:Draco told me you did!He said you tryed to make out with him you fukin Hoe!
Hermione:I say we beat her up now!!
Hayley:Yeah!

by Hayley (Draco's sex kitten) December 12, 2008

rock star parking

A style of parking in which you drive circles around the mall lot for two hours in your 4 MPG SUV looking for a space that partially covers both the handicap spot and the fire lane so as to allow yourself to walk less than one and a half feet to get your fat ass into the front door.

Dude, I got like crazy Rock Star Parking at the Gap today; it was so pimp that there was like thirteen teenie boppers hoarding my car when I got out because they thought I was like a professional celebrity!

by DMastro April 21, 2008