Yo man you see Earl easing in the parking lot

Derived from the Easy-E song 8 Ball, used to describe the ever so fascinating, yet peculiar Earl. Known to frequent some of the darkest dwellings known to man, not even the most valiant knobble savage would dare to perceive.

"Yo man you see Earl easing in the parking lot?"
"Yeah man, He was one a million"
"That kid is crazy"

by Steve-i Rastafari March 14, 2005

Parting the Red Sea

v. Taking the virginity of a Native American woman.

Guy #1: Dude I screwed Sacajawea last night.

Guy #2: She was a virgin, right?
Guy #1: Yeah dude.
Guy #2: So you have a good time Parting the Red Sea?

by Galhee December 31, 2010

Parking Lot Pickle

An event in which friends gather in a parking lot to watch Rick & Morty on a little battery-powered TV. Similar to a pre-game tailgate in that it often features lawn chairs, cocktail weenies, chips n' dip, and beer.

'Hey man, are you RSVP'ing to the Parking Lot Pickle tonight??'
'YOU BET! PICKLE RIIIIIIIICK!'

by Rotetraum February 24, 2023

Parting fart

Where your in a room full of strangers and fart a giant fart as you leave the room and that is all anyone ever remembers of you.

Who was that guy who was at the party last night,the one that farted?
Don't know man.But that dude could really fart.
And that is the result of a parting fart.

by The Fury 13 September 15, 2010

South Parking

Consuming a substance, of any type, through the colon, as an alternative to oral consumption.

My friend tried South Parking a gram of hash, and he's had the munchies for three days....

by uniquedigestion December 1, 2009

asian parking lot syndrome

When Lisa and a bunch of her Asian friends stand around chit chatting while they decide what they want to do next

Lisa says that we are experiencing Asian Parking Lot Syndrome. Does anyone else know what she is talking about?

by jakattack April 14, 2014

Parking In Iowa

When a parking lot is empty or nearly empty and one chooses to park a great distance away from the store on purpose, effectively placing themselves in parking limbo. This can be done for a number of reasons, including wanting privacy and not having the decency to go home and looking like a total douche.

Last night the parking lot was empty, so I decided that parking in Iowa was a good idea.

by Aniburger November 22, 2010