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Joe-pan-nese

Fumbling, bumbling, while lying someone else's lie and blinking your life away
Does anyone understand joe-pan-nese?
by The Dunker February 19, 2023
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Philadelphia Pan Pizza

A flattened out patty of dog feces caused by someone who stepped in it. These can be found all over the city.
Watch out, don't step in the Philadelphia Pan Pizza, your shoes will stink for the rest of the day!
by sportyman228 August 2, 2016
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Peter Pan Suicide

Peter Pan suicide is when you commite suicide before your 18th birthday, usually because you dont want that being an adult stress
by nori.1811 December 20, 2021
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De-glaze the Pan

De-glazing the pan is a method by which one removes leftover feces from the butt-crack. It most commonly occurs when the leftover poo causes a dry, itchy sensation in the anal region but, as it is dried on, cannot be easily removed with toilet paper. In order to combat this issue, the person in question waits until the anus area become moist with sweat, thereby making extraction of the offending fecal matter much easier. Thus, the "pan" has been "de-glazed" and one can continue in comfort.
"Dude, my ass is itching somthin' fierce, I can't wait til gym class so I can de-glaze the pan."
by 5seat January 22, 2014
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fran frying pan

Always calling me homosexual which is false because im straight.
by sammy is not homo August 13, 2021
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Fryer pan hair

Hair that is excessively greasy. it looks like this person hasn't showered in weeks.
John: Hey look at Fred's hair...
Jake: Yeah, he's got that Fryer pan hair
by Tuhmos with a U March 5, 2011
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ur mans pans

on the same level as ur granpap a trap but worse than ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian combined
josef: ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian lol
jennifer: ur mans pans

josefs head explodes and his heart is sent to the the sun and burns
by rtyuiopoiuygfdfvbnjkoiu May 16, 2018
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