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putter failure

The embarrassing act of widely missing a ridiculously short putt in either golf, or (more often) disc golf.

It usually occurs when the player becomes arrogant or cocksure at their skill vs. the distance, and botches the swing or throw due to a blase effort.
"Dude, you were like 6 feet from the basket! That wasn't even close! Epic putter failure!"
by mattmartigan September 23, 2011
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Putting the chicken into the cat

When a male is putting his chicken (penis) into a woman's cat (pussy). Essentially, it is a discrete yet humorous term for making love.
If there is a sock and a lock, he is putting the chicken into the cat.
by Silentius September 27, 2011
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Putting In the Pool

A phrase derived from a National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation quote as Clark Griswold reveals his Christmas Bonus Check plans.

"Take a look at this. I just hope my Christmas Bonus Check will cover it."
..."Oh my god, you're putting in a pool."
The phrase is used to describe someone succeeding in a big way, or as some might say, "putting in work."
"So you got a 4.0 and you're dating that Spanish girl with the huge ass?"
"I mean..yeah dude. I told you I was going to put in the pool this semester."

"Apparently Joe got that job at that law firm in the city...and he got 46 likes on his status last night."
"Joe's the man. He's putting in the pool this year...Fucking legend status."
by Todd is my hero November 25, 2014
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Putty monster

A girl who absolutely loves eating semen.
dude she swallowed every bit of my cum she is a fucking putty monster!!!!!
by shockwaves81 June 14, 2015
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puttintang

It is the sweetest pussy available at the that time.
"Hey Beverly"
"Yes big daddy George? "
"ve me some of that sweet puttintang bitch."
"Anytime big daddy George "
by Big daddy George December 2, 2015
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Putting the Shot

An activity so delicate, that you must have Andy Bosquetto or Mikhail Medina do it for you. Once you get your PR, you will pay with the price of no eating ass for the rest of your days.
Putting the shot is worth not getting your ass eaten...Gabriellius.
by Gabi Bazikas June 15, 2018
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puttered

When a female lays flat on her back I it’s her legs spread you or a friend stand by her feet with a putter and a golf ball and “happy Gilmore” it into get vagina
by Their dheheie April 8, 2020
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