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blood puppets

"Kristi has blood puppets all over her ringo (asshole).
by Ryan Codez February 3, 2009
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Batty Puppet

A definative person which causes utter lameity to happen to a person or persons just because they like being assholeish. Similar to randomite but more targeted and powerful. You feel like the person wants to stick their hand up your ass (batty) and probably has a batty fetish..and control you
Shes a batty puppet high commander, intending to ruin my life. Ugh pax her wdr
by Queen Jenni of Sparta October 19, 2008
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Sock Puppet

A clitoris that is so droopy that when you're having sex with it, you never get inside. She'll just slap her lips against your shaft.
"Man, that Sock Puppet last night was so gross I puked all over the floor"
by ITGRF May 13, 2013
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Human Puppet

When you insert you whole arm (shoulder deep) into the anus or vagina
Carl: Want to do human puppet?
Jess: Yeah sure
by lololwords12 September 29, 2014
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Human Puppet

When you insert you whole arm (shoulder deep) into the anus or vagina
Carl: Want to do human puppet?
Jess: Yeah sure
by lololwords12 September 29, 2014
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puppet fuck

The art of fucking a puppet. This goes both ways in and out and may result in a relationship. This sort of fuck puts you above a stupid fuck but just below the definition of a cluster fuck.
Danny is a puppet fuck, because she uses her smile to get around things.
by shadowscats November 19, 2014
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ass puppet

Ass puppet

(One who is not at all real)

Someone who trys to subtlety convince other or perspective friends what the subjecyt is about and why they should avoid or not get involved

Someone(s) that are considered in decisions and count for uses (ghosts) but especially annoying rude (over)politically correct and some how not relavent and possibly dont exist

a body that assert there personal views while stepping/burning evey one else

authority (especially im just following orders)

One who is assumes the role of dictating to others based on commonplace or personal taboo

"Trapped amongst the ass puppets"

"My Xgf had a baby a year after she called me while out of town to inform me she had her career to think about and she was haveing an abortion her and my buddy are happy together and doing well.
Ass puppet Ass Other Eye candy fake
by jean3306 November 9, 2013
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