ride the pony

to have sex over and over

Guy: Oh yeah. Me and my girlfriend are tottaly gonna ride the pony tonight
Guys friend: Nice!

by thatmajesticbitch4896 February 20, 2008

hobbit pony

term used to describe a dog who is fat and large enough for a hobbit to ride.

"Belle is a hobbit pony."

by DreamsL0ST January 22, 2005

One Horse Pony

One Horse Pony is the senile way of saying you’ve lost your marbles; or a perverted act

You sir are an one horse pony 👀

by Millennial_things December 23, 2020

meat pony

when your to lazy to do missionary

i m stuffed how about you get on top and ride the meat pony

by grom1t February 5, 2010

my pretty pony

A phrase to describe an adult who remains trapped in a childish worldview and is therefore unwilling to deal with reality, instead reverting to the benign idealism of her early days playing "My Little Pony" and brushing her doll's hair.

She wanted it written into the divorce agreement that their five-year-old has to spend every birthday until he's eighteen with her, since they happen to have the same birthday...she's so...my pretty pony.

She was far too "my pretty pony" to deal with the IRS's lien notice. "How can I possibly pay my $2000 tax debt," she reasoned as she burned the letter, "when there are Gucci handbags to buy?"

by urbanangel225 July 12, 2011

My Little Pony: Friendship is magic

An amazing cartoon whose fan base consists of not only little girls, (and is not limited too...) teenage guys and older known as "bronies". It is well liked for the show's interesting plot lines, well developed characters, and nostalgic feel. Often times Bronies will be ridiculed by idiots who think guys are weird for watching a show with a target demographic of toddlers, but almost all of the time, the ridiculers have never seen one episode and jump to the conclusion that anyone over the age of 13 that watched My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is a loser. This is not true, in fact, many Bronies are often smarter and much better people than losers who insult you for watching the show.

1) If everyone watched My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, then there would be world peace.

2) If only people would watch an episode of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic before insulting others.

by laz3rb33m November 24, 2011

Balonga Pony

Term used to describe the male sexual organ.

Tonight she going for a ride on my Bolonga Pony!

by Larryfun September 4, 2005