Road Bitch

When you go on a bike training or racing ride and completely dominate the other other person in terms of speed and/or distance. To PWN another rider.

Dude, you were so slow last weekend you were totally my road bitch.

by thomasg1 April 22, 2009

pon road

Emerged from UK slang, its original definition meant to be on the road, in the streets but has evolved into usage such as being constantly on the move, grinding and working.

Can't make it today for that appointment, bro. Mans pon road

by ponroad February 13, 2018

Road Dogs

Beers you drink in the car on the way home from a long day of work.

Man, I could go for a couple o' road dogs right about now.

by Lord Mule April 17, 2003

Road Rape

The act of cycling for long periods of time over poorly kept roads, where the surface causes significant bruising to your body, particularly your genitals.

My body is destroyed, I've been completely Road Raped.

Trust me the road surface was shit; I'm not sure how to describe the feeling of having your pelvis destroyed over the course of 4 hours other than feeling Road Raped.

by idontcycle October 20, 2019

road popper

the person consuming the alcoholic beverage in a automobile.

Jane was being a real road popper. She drank a whole 40 in my car on the way home!

by ROADPOPPER January 17, 2008

road titties

Road Titties, are dome shaped objects that are used as physical road markers, used to manage HOV lanes without damaging vehicle paint; as well as to aggressively discourage changing lanes at an accelerated speed.

if you change lanes now, these road titties will demolish your suspension!

by ChameleonicX October 11, 2019

Worrin Road

Worrin road is the biggest shithole of them all, it is worse than the favelas in Brazil. Callum Cushen lives on this road and quite frankly it’s embarrassing. This guy is special and says some stupid stuff

“Callum where tf do you live”
“Worrin road”
“🤮”

by Thorndales April 6, 2023