Dog not a fucking cat bitches
by china/INDIAN/ENGLISH/your dad January 21, 2019

If you are searching ‘dog’ up on urban dictionary, I can assume a few things about you
1: you were searching up something embarrassing and quickly searched up dog as somebody walked in.
2: you were masturbating and somebody walked in, so to act normal you just searched up dog.
3: you are extremely bored
4: you are an alien from outer space and have never seen a dog in your life
5: you are a cat person and wish to find dog pictures that you can throw darts at.
1: you were searching up something embarrassing and quickly searched up dog as somebody walked in.
2: you were masturbating and somebody walked in, so to act normal you just searched up dog.
3: you are extremely bored
4: you are an alien from outer space and have never seen a dog in your life
5: you are a cat person and wish to find dog pictures that you can throw darts at.
“Bro, today I was searching up naked women, and my mum came up the stairs so I quickly just searched up dog! It was hilarious man”
“Haha”
“Haha”
by Hols9876 June 2, 2020

Person1: Look at that fluffy ass dog! Bet he likes to eat up bitches as well as meat.
Person2: Damnit Daniel, don’t talk about our savior that way, for he is god!
Person2: Damnit Daniel, don’t talk about our savior that way, for he is god!
by belowbasic January 27, 2019

Dogs are cute and loyal creatures that love their owners. They are super sweet and love to kiss their owners, by licking them. Whenever they sniff butts, they are just saying hi, and whoever doesn't love dogs, dogs sometimes still love them.
by Darkshadowstorm March 29, 2019
