Officer Negative

An awesome christian punk rock band from Southern California. Officer Negative has spread the word of Jesus Christ to scenes that it may have never been told without them. Also the inventors of "Jesus Christ Hard Core" ie JCHC, one of their songs. They lasted from 1994 all the way to 2005 when they broke up.

Officer Negative has influenced alot of bands including my own, Saved to Serve. JCHC!

by XfuzzXbombX August 7, 2006

Police Officer

A policeman or policewoman; one who works for the police force. They have the responsibility of keeping the public peace. This is done by patrolling their beat and investigating possible crimes. Police Officer's are the one's who often respond to calls for help when you dial 911 by coming out to the location. Most police officers are very helpful and friendly, unless of course you lead them on a high speed car chase or something to that effect.

Police officers often put their life on the line to protect people but do not often get the thanks they deserve.

by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006

officialization

Officialization – (v) {uh-fish-uhl-I-zey-shuhn} the act of appointing or authorizing an official document, office or position of duty, or organization.

The officialization process for any club on campus is a very tedious one.

by JimmyKudo September 29, 2006

Office Flossy

Office assistant, bending over purposefully to show off her thong.

There she goes, dropping her files again. She's such an 'office flossy.'

Look, sitting at the table... You can see her thong. She's got such an 'office flossy.'

by zac_c December 31, 2007

Office Spacing

When you don't show up for work, but do not call in sick or take a vacation day.

The goal is for no one to notice or question you, thus resulting in a free day off.

WARNING: May result in termination from job if caught.

- Hey man shouldn't you be at work right now?

- No I didn't feel like going, but I don't have any vacation time, so I'm just office spacing

by DMacklin June 15, 2009

office handjob

The office handjob is the person in the office that you would feel comfortable only giving the most simplistic, almost brainless task, something that is very hard to screw up. This is not the same person as the office bj, which requires some skills and certainly a different comfort level with who can handle such a task. The handjob task , after all is really something you could do yourself, just fine, and actually often do, but it is always better when someone else does it. Right?

Jackson to Murphy: Dude, Kurt finally got me that Mitchell report and now the boss wants 200 copies of it. Fuck that shit, I'm not an admin.

Murphy: Give it to the office handjob, Kurt's buddy Alex, he'll take care of it for you.
Jackson: ah, good thinking. He did a job for me last month.

by the last great nobody July 2, 2009

officialness

To be official, doing something that's official, Just straight up official.

The ram shows his officialness everyday by shitting on his customers.

by B.D. Ram October 14, 2010