glass emporium

The act of going to a glass retail store and grabbing the biggest light bulb you can find. Then proceeding to the nearest restroom and shoving said glass light bulb fist deep into your scrumptious rectum

-Did you hear about Tyler and Hunter?

- No, what happened?
- They're in the hospital, they tried to perform the "Glass Emporium"
- Damn, I hope they're ok. Those guys are total legends!

by bossrossin February 21, 2017

Glass Saxophone

Another word for a bong.

Hey man, you want to play a song on the glass saxophone? I packed a fresh bowl.

by YeezusHchrist November 23, 2018

tipsy glass

Slang term for meth, often used in the Daytona Beach area.

Yo! You got that Tipsy Glass?

by ForrestSucksInEpicFFL November 14, 2018

Glass blower

When eating ass you cough into the other person's anus and blow out their eyeballs.

Morgan's wife was eating his ass and decided to do a glass blower on him and coughed into his anus thus blowing out his eyeballs.

by Milquey Toast November 3, 2020

Glass Sock

Where a man leaves his "juices" in sock overnight and in the morning the juice is all crusty and 'glass like'
hence glass sock

Henry left his glass sock on the floor, only for his dog to start licking it in the morning.

by Cergoth November 19, 2020

Splitting Glass

Splitting crystal meth

Hey Jamal, Im going to be splitting glass if you want to join

by Idiotic July 27, 2013

Isaiah with glasses

Dumb dumb dumb dumb mentally challenged with a hint of Down syndrome. He rejects facts in favor of his own stupid logic.

That Isaiah with glasses can be such a narcissist.

by Sishsiab November 18, 2019