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Old Greg

the best sea creature dude on youtube EVER.

hes hilariouso and SEXXIIII
quote from the Old Greg video:


Old Greg: Hi there, I’m old greg, pleased to meet ya. What you doin in my waters?
Fisherman: Just takin the air you know, not fishin.
Greg: Then how come this hooks in my head fool?!
Fisherman: Its nothing to do with me.
Old Gee: Its attached to your rod mother licka!!
Fisherman: Don’t kill me, I’ve got so much to give.
GEEE: Easy now fuzzy little man peach.Ever drank baileys out of a shoe? Do you want to come to a club were people wee on eachotha?
Fisherman: No.
oldgreg: I’m goina hurt you.
fisherman: Excuse me.
GREG: I like you, what do you think of me?
Fisherman: I don’t really know sir.
GreG: Make an assessment.
fish: I think you’re a nice modern gentle man.
GREG: Don’t lie to me boy.
man: I’m not lying.
gregster: I know what your thinking.Here comes old Greg, he’s scaly man fish
by MHolz April 23, 2009
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old chestnut

A clichéd lie.
A: The cheque is in the post.

B: Don't give me that old chestnut
by bucolicdictionary July 24, 2021
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old clothes

sup brah, you know where I can get some old clothes
by lextown snowman June 11, 2008
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old soldier

Any used and already empty bottles of booze or cigarette stubs
The old bum bent over to pick up an old soldier off the ground.
by Macrouniverse May 8, 2018
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old penny

The aftertaste left in your mouth after eating butt or tossing salad.
“Man, no matter how much you clean that ass, it’s always gonna taste like an old penny”
by erbuxx September 4, 2020
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Old Betsy

Something old looking and/or barely functioning.
"Look Ma, Joe got Old Betsy run'n."
by 123_not_it July 23, 2016
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Old fogie

An older or elderly person, or someone younger who resembles or has the traits of an older/elderly person in thinking, actions, or demeanor yet desperately tries to fit in with the younger crowd by adopting their slang and or actions.
Old fogies think they are hip and in the know, which makes them out of know because once they get their hands on an element of pop culture they kill it.

Which is the reason why memes suffer and die of old age. Some memes on the other
"Them old fogies need to pop out of here before they get toasted by all the nonsense and straight fire coming out of the young poppin' whippersnappers".
by SQuiet April 23, 2020
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