National Defense Authorization Act 2012

The government's way of saying "Fuck you!" to the Fourth Amendment.

Government: Hey, Fourth Amendment!

Fourth Amendment: What?

Government: I National Defense Authorization Act 2012'd your mom!

by T0mServ0 January 17, 2012

National fuck a doorknob day

On September 12th, celebrate this national holiday by sticking your cock in a doorknob

Kevin: bro I got my dick stuck in a doorknob yesterday
Brian: why the fuck was your dick in the doorknob in the first place
Kevin: because bro, it's national fuck a doorknob day

by Doorknobfucker42 May 25, 2018

National Blake Day

National Blake Day - December 20th: The whole day you can only speak to Blake and nobody else

Grace: “I want to speak to my friend”
Blake: “No it’s National Blake Day”
Grace: “Fine... I guess I’m stuck with you”

by blakelamude December 19, 2018

national Vine day

July 26 is when you always laugh about vines and the first one to laugh has to get slapped with a pita

good luck

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by google meeeeeee April 9, 2019

National Clapping Cheeks Day

October 19th is National Clapping Cheeks Day, a day where some cheeks are gonna be clapped.

“Yo dude, today is National Clapping Cheeks Day! You know what that means”
“No dude, I’m boutta get my cheeks clappped for celebrating that holiday!”

by Clapper369 April 11, 2019

National Hold crushes hand day

On this day you get a freebie to go up to your crush and hold their hand

It’s national hold crushes hand day, so can I hold yours?

by The best animaljammer September 25, 2019

National Loneliness Day

On December 21, celebrate National Loneliness Day, the day in which you regret everything and wish you could go back in time and make everything right.

Friend: Hey, having a snowball fight tomorrow. Wanna join?

Me: No, tomorrow’s National Loneliness Day. I’m going to be crying in the corner, rethinking my past mistakes.

by seijuu October 26, 2019