Raunchy Dump

A term used to describe bathroom war stories. It can also be described as bad smelling, soft, multi-colored fecal matter that exits the anus in a slow and painful manner. It can also exit in multiple small pieces that sting your anus and pull on your anal hair, thus leaving fecal matter in your anal hair and hardening like glue. Making it extremely painful to wipe. If you have recurring stomach aches after having a "Raunchy Dump", contact your doctor immediately.

Our buddy Lucas, had a raunchy dump last night. The ambulance had to rescue him around one in the morning. We are awaiting health status information.

by poo hed mcgee March 14, 2014

doggy dumps

That unique condition of having massive diarrhea the morning after anal doggy where it is difficult to decipher cum from shit.

This blows, I feel like Taco Bell but I can’t handle it with these doggy dumps I’ve been battling all morning.

by Spitballer February 15, 2020

communal dump

Everyone in a community stands together in a circle holding hands, bending over, and they all take a dump at the same time. However, pants are mandatory.

Alyssa loves to participate in Communal Dumps.

by Big Boodith Judith June 13, 2017

Lays dump

When you take a dump and it's mostly air.

I just took the biggest lays dump of my life. I'll be walking funny for the rest of the day.

by Pleasecomeagainlater February 11, 2017

Dump Dial

The act of calling your friends while taking a dump. Usually happens after large meals of the Mexican genre. The dump dialer usually forgets the phone call and or regrets the phone call in the morning.

Oh man I really gotta stop dump dialing when I'm eating.

Dude you dump dialed me last night?

by Steveo Hando March 26, 2009

hippo dump

the act of taking a giant shit on one chest after sex in order to create an exotic feel to perck the nipples

son: hey mom why are dads nipples really hard and why does he smell ?

mom: nothing we just had a hippo dump

by !kidflash! October 20, 2011

comfort dump

Pooping just enough to relieve your rectum from being in pain. A Comfort Dump may be used to squeeze out just enough poo so as to relieve discomfort or to buy time until the pooper can make it home or to a more comfortable setting for a truly satisfying dymp.

I took a quick road side comfort dump until I could make it home to unload a real poo.

by RealDollParts February 11, 2017