rollercoaster jones

A person that has the innate ability to blow a lead no matter how many runs you are up.

"Did you see rollercoaster jones blow that save last night?"

"Yeah, I fucking hate Todd Jones!"

by Nick Bockwinkle April 1, 2008

Jones lag

Jones lag is the time it takes before the mainstream media confirms a conspiracy theory of Alex Jones.

After a few years of Alex claiming that Epstein had a pedophile sex ring with powerful figures, the FBI acknowledged it to be true. The Jones lag was a big one.

by Cuijk 0485 April 26, 2020

isabella jones

Isabella is the best friend you could ever have. If she is your friend you are soo lucky.

Me: I have a friend named Isabella Jones.
Other Friend: Lucky I wish Isabella was my friend

by Salty Sis October 29, 2019

irisa jones

irisa jones is a slim thicc female who has anxiety but she’s super pretty and she’s really funny she is cute as a button and had a fat booty

person 1: oh look at that girl with the ass!

person 2: she must be an irisa jones!

by kurvykelly September 3, 2022

jakob jones

A clown ass nigga who thinks he’s hard so he snitches on everyone who can beat his ass because he thinks it’ll impress the middle schoolers.

Don’t even waste your time with Jakob Jones.

by Cotton pickin ass nigga January 24, 2020

Christopher Jones

Of all the Welsh people, this one is the best. A Christopher Jones will be thoughtful, caring and loving to those close to him. He is strong and confident which makes the people around him feel safe. A key attribute of this species is the sense of humour and ability to make you laugh even when you are having a mental breakdown.

Often the Christopher Jones can found in its natural habitat of an airport or a plane owing to their phenomenal ability as a pilot. They tend to make excellent husbands unless they are exposed to poorly performing sports teams or biscuits when behaviour and/or mood will deteriorate.

Damn, wish I had got me a Christopher Jones; his wife is so happy and the luckiest person.

by CloRoJo November 23, 2021

sgt jones

a guy who tends to mix and confuse words and phrases that make everyone around him burst into laughter

sgt jones says "STD's come from sexually transmitted diseases. and if you buy a camry, your gonna pay for it

by brandonius316 June 11, 2011