Hobo cologne

Febreeze.

Dude why do you smell like hobo cologne? Money really tight this month?

by the coolest hobo June 16, 2011

education hoboe

An individual that struggles for basic necessary needs such as food, sleep or money to keep up their grades or for lack of money because of the cost of education. More specifically college kids who struggle to feed themselves and resort to ramen and waffles.

Nick: Did you talk to Sally recently? She's barely had any sleep or food these past three days! Apparently her rent is expensive and she can barely afford food.

Jessica: I feel bad. She's become such an education hoboe.

by -_____________- September 15, 2009

Hobo Sexual

Someone that has sex with vagabonds, bums, and transients.

"I shouldn't joke about homeless people because I've slept with so many of them. I guess that would make me a 'Hobo Sexual'."

by Mike Corning January 18, 2009

hobo drunk

to be so drunk, one cares not whether he or others are covered in one's own urine, vomit, or feces.

Dude, Ronald consciously puked into his crotch at the bar. Yeah, he was hobo drunk.

by Mick Manhattan January 6, 2008

hobo hotpocket

The act of fully zipping yourself and at least one partner in a sleeping bag, having at minimum two sessions of unprotected intercourse then falling asleep in the stew of sweat and sex juices all without unzipping the bag. It's called a hobo hotpocket because it originated in the homeless community as a way to make it through cold nights on the streets and also because when you unzip the sleeping bag it smells like ham and cheese.

Mom: Billy where the hell have you been? It's 4AM. You smell like a Sbarro.
Billy: Chill mom I gave this homeless lady a dollar then I got caught in the middle of a Hobo Hotpocket.
Mom: That's strange, a homeless woman gave you food?
Billy: No, she gave me head, then we had sex a bunch of times in her sleeping bag.

by Jaydubble December 24, 2016

hobo couch

a broken ass couch that harbors moochers and bums; a bed for a douche bag with no job or place to live;

Mooching uncle: I'm goin' to bed!

Richard: Shut the hell up...

Mooching uncle: Your jealous.

Richard: Of your hobo couch? Please.

by the-man-onion February 4, 2010

Airport Hobo

Someone who is awesome amd very attractive. Someone who has a shlong and can finnese all the ladies with his swagger

Him: Man look at that kid over there
Her: He's a real Airport Hobo. Look at the way he walks and the look those girls give him. Oh and that bulge. Mmmmmm

by NotBillyHopkins December 20, 2018