A graphic sex act referring to a deck of cards. The guy shuffles the deck against the girl's bean and slowly takes one card out after the other until on the Nine of Hearts remains. Then with the heavily used card, he rolls it up and does a line of coke off her butthole.
Just picked up a fresh deck of cards from the magic shop today, can't wait to Nine of Hearts Karen tonight.
by Goos6689 September 15, 2017
Get the Nine of Hearts mug.when two people assume the positions of "69" oral sex play, but instead of engaging in sexual activity, they fart in each other's faces.
john wasn't too happy when sally refused to fartsty-nine him.
We totally did a fartsty-niner last night.
You may not fartsty-nine with minors. Or miners.
We totally did a fartsty-niner last night.
You may not fartsty-nine with minors. Or miners.
by igrldremer November 19, 2006
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When you get little sleep at a friend's house/wherever you passed out, head home, and get the rest of the sleep you need to get a full night's rest; a non-contingent nine hours of sleep.
by kingPontus January 25, 2010
Get the Back-nine mug.When poor people put on their sunday's best from 1984, to go clubing in 2006 and work it like they are a perfect ten. Poor man's "good" clothes.
Girl 1: Hey Girl!, Look at you, all dressed to the nine!
Girl 2: You know it!
Girl 1: All right now!
Girl 2: You know it!
Girl 1: All right now!
by LynnWhittman July 13, 2006
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Get the Nine inches mug.Take a look at this: 69. Guess what the 9 stands for? A DICK! ...the nine has nothing to do with any measurements, it is a reference to the once-popular term "69ing". I'd define 69, but you're already on urbandictionary.com so you can just search for it yourself, you lazy bastard. Quit being such a nine.
by Biff Spliffmeister December 26, 2007
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