Pearl Nelson

It's those unwritten things you learn in nursing school.

She unzipped my pants and performed a "Pearl Nelson". That was the best "Pearl Nelson" ever.

by underagedjoe March 2, 2023

Curtis Nelson

Curtis Nelson is a highly important element of the comedy landscape. He is a big joke that thinks he'd know an artist if he was talking to one, because he talks to people who are funnier than him all the time. Anyone is funnier than Curtis Nelson. Curtis Nelson is an awkward burden to carry for anyone who tries.

Hey, go gather something to help me carry this Curtis Nelson, I cant hold on much longer.

Hey, can you gather up a bundle of sticks? Thank you, I know that is a real Curtis Nelson to carry.

Hey, I think theres an evil wizard or a troll over there. Gather up a bunch of Curtis Nelsons and we'll light them on fire, and if he lives, we know that wizard is an artist.

by Light the Magician, on fire. January 25, 2023

doing his Nelson Eddy

doing his Nelson Eddy

My dad was doing his Nelson Eddy in the bath

by Marlyyy October 27, 2017

Outdoor Nelson

While camping, smearing freshly warmed shit (which has been heated in a pan, preferably over a fire, then stirred and cooled to the proper temp) on your passed out buddys`face.

Shit, Waynes`passed out. Let`s give him the Outdoor Nelson.

by mr bombo February 27, 2004

gabby nelson

A girl who's scene phase will never fade, her children will be born with a strong set of bangs and perfectly executed wings. She says she's a screen writer but she mostly procrastinates and watches cartoons, doesn't mean she never gets her work done though. If Gabby Nelson were an animal she'd be like a fuckin' Goldeen...probably. Gaby Nelson is not too athletic anymore, she used to be but like I said procrastination and cartoons. Gabby tells people she's a vegetarian because she thinks its too complicated to explain that she is a pescatarian to most people. Fun fact Gabby Nelson is an atheist jewish girl who faints on occasion.

Where's Gabby Nelson?
I don't know, she's probably high watching Steven Universe.

by Dr Ozzzz June 6, 2018

Nelson

A nice cool guy who can get with the girls but prefers to relax and wait for them to come to him. He is equipped with a long huge dick that ladies love. He is a cool guy to be around. Don't let your girl near Nelson,he can turn her into his hoe

Girl:Mom!!!! I had sex with Nelson last night..his huge dick was inside me
Mom:OMG!!!! Can I see??

by Hanadori January 2, 2022

Nelson

Nelson is an extremely talented artist photographer in a tough exterior. Nelson eats like shit, so he’s always doubled over in pain. Nelson has one ball, but it’s so big that it seems like there are two in there.

I can’t come into work today, I ate like Nelson.

by Ace Rivers November 23, 2021