moons of uranus

can also be spelt as `moons of your anus ` which are potentially found on hairy ass guys where the moons are smaller bits of shit are attached to hairs near the ass

it came out as rabbit shit that clung on like the 'moons of Uranus'

by mmeadow October 11, 2009

moonsturbate

The act of masturbating on the moon.

Dude, I went to the moon last week and moonsturbated!

by MrAllStar December 31, 2011

Total fucking moron

One who reccommends definitions be deleted for utterly idiotic reasons.

170. Flat_Matt:
Flat_Matt is so cool, his nitro rustler owns HPI :D

Dam that player Flat_Matt is owning us! Heaps l33t!

A user said this violates a copyright: "Yeah copyright my ass. This is a piece of shit. Whats the point?"




174. jesus:
a word thats used in times when you are pissed

jesus christ dude what were you thinking

jesus!

A user said this should be deleted: "This is the only actual urban slang definition about Jesus. The rest are just lengthy preaching sessions about why you aught to believe. Do not delete this definition."

by Holy fuck. January 11, 2005

piss and moonshine

A group of words that are used to tell someone that something is low on battery. This includes, but is not limited to:
Cell phones, game controllers, wireless keyboards, IPods, IPhones, pagers and handheld gaming systems.
Usually used with "running on" in front of it.

While texting his girlfriend, Jack realized that battery saver was activated. He warned his girlfriend that he may go AWOL for around an hour since his phone was running on piss and moonshine.

by IAmRonPaul October 22, 2013

moron

A generic insult mainly used by white people, pertaining to someone with low intelligence

Some white person: Why'd you back into my car, moron?!

by wqefhgtrwtER456 November 23, 2006

Moron

Moron is the opposite of Lesson and has a similar meaning to Lessoff. Figure that definition out you high-IQ freaks!

When it comes to clothes, you can either put moron or take lessoff. Either way your not undressing very fast.

"LESS" is the opposite of "MOR". "OFF is the opposite of "ON"
Therefore, the double negative "LESSOFF" actually has a similar meaning to "MORON".
"LESSON" acutally has the opposite meaning of "MORON" by the same logic, as it is a single negative.

by Dr. Sarcasm August 14, 2005

moonspell

what happens when scary looking mother fuckers pick up insturments. if you go to one of their concerts, eye shadow is mandatory

i was going to go to a moonspell show, but i didnt have enough black clothing

by morgan freeman April 15, 2005