The Tooker Monster

A young man on the hunt for a nice tooker (a firm and round female butt)

"oh shit, its ricky, the Tooker Monster, he's gonna go get Rachel's tooker."

by haydenaltimari October 2, 2018

Monster Freak

Someone who constantly drinks Monster energy drinks.

Frank: Tom you're a Monster Freak, try some juice please.
Tom: No thanks, ill stick with my Monsters.

by DJ teh Beast December 29, 2009

wiffle monster

A vagina of unusually large size and extreme hairiness, sometimes accompanied by teeth.

Woman No. 1: "Gertrude sure has lost a lot of weight lately."

Woman No. 2: "Yeah, but she still has a wiffle monster."

by vogonjoe March 19, 2014

Cookie Monster

A lovely blue furry who will munch on dam cookies. He is native to the Sesame Street and is commonly seen with big yellow cock and the red dictator. Commonly found saying “Umm-num-num” most likely to hide his depression.

Random Guy: “Why are you sad Cookie Monster?”
Cookie Monster: “Without the cookie I’m just a monster…”

*Gun Cocks*
Random Guy: “No! Don’t do it”
Cockiest Monster: “Umm… num… numm… cookie.”
*BOOM*

by KumonBoy69 July 14, 2021

Swamp Monster

A sound made whilst fucking on a tiled or lino bathroom floor. After just exiting the shower/bath so bodies and floor are wet, most likely during cowgirl position as males back will be hard against the floor and as the motion moves up and down air escapes from the skin and water on the floor causing a horrific swamp monster noise.

How was the sex yesterday?
Dave made a swamp monster whilst I was riding him!

by Swamp Monster 69 January 19, 2022

dilly monster

An irritating person who get's easily flustered, frustrated and butt hurt.

It was a joke Jimmy quit being a dilly monster about it.

by Stugots84 June 22, 2015

Anxiety Monster

They're the monster that hides under your bed and gives you anxiety. They're usually also known as depression. The biggest thing is that they hide them selves as your best friend.

My Anxiety Monster is my bestfriend.

by Anxiety Monster April 22, 2020