A baby or toddler who is obsessed with breastfeeding. May also include a baby/toddler who smacks, scratches, pinches, or does gymnurstics while obsessively breastfeeding.
Baby Apollo won’t let me lay on the couch without him having constant access to my boob, he’s such a boob monster.
by Just Another Mama September 24, 2020
Get the boob monstermug. ruby: OMG guess what matt told me last night?
catherine: what?
ruby: he said we should go to the woods at night
catherine: what a sketch monster!
catherine: what?
ruby: he said we should go to the woods at night
catherine: what a sketch monster!
by candycanelegs September 3, 2012
Get the sketch monstermug. A lovely blue furry who will munch on dam cookies. He is native to the Sesame Street and is commonly seen with big yellow cock and the red dictator. Commonly found saying “Umm-num-num” most likely to hide his depression.
Random Guy: “Why are you sad Cookie Monster?”
Cookie Monster: “Without the cookie I’m just a monster…”
*Gun Cocks*
Random Guy: “No! Don’t do it”
Cockiest Monster: “Umm… num… numm… cookie.”
*BOOM*
Cookie Monster: “Without the cookie I’m just a monster…”
*Gun Cocks*
Random Guy: “No! Don’t do it”
Cockiest Monster: “Umm… num… numm… cookie.”
*BOOM*
by KumonBoy69 July 14, 2021
Get the Cookie Monstermug. by Stugots84 June 22, 2015
Get the dilly monstermug. by evanger_11 March 5, 2021
Get the e monstermug. One who will not be found on the main road. This person is a gamer that values friendship but is also willing to participate in frequent insults pertaining to another Monsters mother. A Monster must be witty and ready to strike at the first sign of weakness. Insults are subject to review by other Monsters and will be judged accordingly. Insults that don’t live up to expectations will be dismissed while those that do will invite future attacks. Attacks which include the words Munging or Cosby Sweeter will most likely earn more respect from a Wandering Monster.
by Woñs March 16, 2012
Get the Wandering Monstermug. fuck! those kizzy monsters just sold my valkyrie helm!
These kizzy monsters are really babooning right now!
These kizzy monsters are really babooning right now!
by Kizzy Monster February 21, 2022
Get the kizzy monstermug.