100 mile an hour pen

An instrument used to calculate the time required to get to a given destination with a tractor-trailer . A dispatchers favorite tool, it does not allow for unnecessary stops such as, hygiene, nutrition, fuel, or repairs.

"My dispatcher has a 100 mile an hour pen and I drive a 55 mile an hour truck."

by Undun May 21, 2015

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Thousand Mile Gare

To stare deeply into a computer monitor during web development.

After staring at this HTML for hours and hours, I have developed a thousand mile gare.

by mtthwmths July 2, 2015

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midget mile

A term given to people who take small strides due to their short legs. They take more steps than people with longer legs to reach the same destination. Therefore, they believe they've walked far, but haven't.

Person with short legs: "I had to jog all the way from Main & 1st to Main & 3rd yesterday. Man, I was so fucking exhausted! I must have ran a mile.
Person with long legs: "1st to 3rd is only 2 blocks. You ran a midget mile".

by scaryguy309 September 21, 2016

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8 Mile Tourette's

A neurological disorder characterized by involuntary freestyle raps from the movie 8 Mile and often the compulsive utterance of obscenities and complete battles from said film.

I can't sleep in because Rick's 8 Mile Tourette's is acting up and has him screaming about Clarence going to private school.

by Princess Weekend October 20, 2017

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Uganda Mile

This is a unit of measurement commonly used around the world. It is the distance from Sacramento, CA to Kampala, Uganda (9,278 miles). This unit of measurement is used in astrophysics calculations and canoe racing.

From Sacramento to Moscow, it is 0.625134727 Uganda Miles.

by HardcoreSodoku November 20, 2018

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