Michael

A douchbag who thinks he is better than you. Doesnt do any sports and you do, calls YOU lazy, michael is just a fucking backstabbing gossiping cunt

Jesus, what a michael

by __the_truth_factor__ June 19, 2017

michael

A blow up sex doll used by gay people.

Gay man to friend: I'm going to go home and bugger my michael.

by Butter3d March 3, 2018

Michael

He enjoys dick on wednesdays and goes to dennys on a thursday. Michael is trash at every game.

Michael is kind of gay.

by YourFace717 September 17, 2017

Michael

A guy with a big dick who will make you cum in 3 seconds.

Michael straight tore my pussy up

by Michael1278 November 6, 2018

michael

The sexiest guy in the world and is much better then his other brother who's name also starts with a M. Michael is the best at sports and has a ugly brother. Michael also has a nick name which is Mikey. Michael is extremely sexy and every girl wants to be his girlfriend. Michael is good at every thing and is extreme and lives on the edge. But most of all he is SEXY

Wow that Michael boy is sexy

by Sammy6789 September 10, 2016

michael

If a girl is called a michael she is most likely to have never had a boyfriend and looks like a fish. The fish she might look like is a pranah because she has a big mouth and could swallow anything. She has a huge mouth for sucking dick but her looks ruin it for her. You do not want to be called a Michael.

"This so true about the definition of michael"

by BeanerNIGHT February 28, 2010

Michael

From the bible meaning he who is closest to God.

Also can mean huge loser.

1. I found the name Michael in the bible.

2. I found my name Michael under the word "loser" in the dictionary. Must be cuz I live at home at 36 and never had sex.

by Michael Todd Rehmeyerr March 12, 2009