Maryland Matt

Getting the crabs you gave someone else after previously being cured.
After another examination, the doctor told the nurse, "looks like we have another Maryland Matt case."

Matt Rosendale definitely earned the nickname Maryland Matt
by Marylandmatt September 28, 2018
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Matt Lewis

The sexiest specimen alive. Played Neville Longbottom in the Harry Potter movies, and went from a really fat, shy little boy to a freaking hot, sexy, amazing guy. Sometimes used to refer to someone that has successfully traveled through puberty. Or someone that's just really hot.
Girl One: Whoa, remember him in kindergarten?
Girl Two: Total Matt Lewis.
by ILoveYouMattLewis June 03, 2013
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Matt Blanco

The definition of perfect. Matt is funny and cute. Has dark brown eyes. He has a humorous cock with amazing kissing skills. Matt is the perfect boyfriend. Matt’s usually like blondes.
Matt Blanco is hot as fuck!
by 321BWko777 May 14, 2022
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Matt Lynch

A kid who usually is present in physics class and makes the teacher very mad. Good at asking random questions.
Did you hear the Matt Lynch made Mrs. Meyers mad.
by Billy, Bob, and Bo November 06, 2018
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rapey-matt

A creepy interaction by a boomer with someone of the opposite sex who is in a relationship and unaware.
Rapey-matt occurs when a Matt corners a female in a nightclub to let her know of her beauty (rapey intentions)
by Rapey-Matt November 07, 2019
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matt bastard

A fat lazy liar incapable of paying debts while living off of the disability of his family members.
That lazy, lying, lagging, loser, is such a matt bastard.
by Credit 4 Life August 19, 2014
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Matt Luxner

The "Matt Luxner" is the act of felching another mans cream pie from a womans anus, saving it in his mouth, then redepositing it in her vagina where it will wait until the move know as the "Rocket Man" is performed however this move is not complete until the felching man has sucked the vagina dry of all the fizzing juices that are a direct result of the "Rocket Man" having been combined with the previously felched cream pie.
I was going to "Matt Luxner" that bitch but I ran out of pop rocks so I just sucked her dry with a silly straw!
by Mr CRJ August 28, 2011
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