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Matthew

Big nosed Italian boi who also goes by Christopher
Friend: "Look, it's Matthew"
by Engineer_467 March 11, 2019
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Matthew

He is a bully and doesn’t know when to stop talking. He has no hairline and always uses hairlines to make a joke even though he doesn’t have one.
Matthew is retarded
by Iamreallymeyesiammedontsayno December 8, 2019
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Matthew

a badass who always got weed brownies and will fuck your shit up in mortal kombat
Jamal: Hey lets go to matthews house and smoke weed
Aiden: ight
by BLаZe May 21, 2019
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Matthew

Wanking prick. Gets mad too easy and is very immature. He can be loving at times and a great guy friend but no one likes him. He masturbates too much, he is so very annoying. Matthew is heavily into sports and SOOOO akward with girls. Hes complains about having no friends when people try to be his mate and he’s just to akward and shy. He’s very funny at times but incredibly mean at times. He does something bad to you then blames it on you and cries about it. He overthinks everything like, literally.
1: “I’m single”
2: “You broke up with Matthew?”
1: “no he broke up with me and blamed it on me!”
2: “wh-“
1: “he was so shy and never talked to me and he blamed that on me!”
2: “that prick!”
by @atmeay2102 April 14, 2019
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Matthew

Matthew He is pedo never hav sex love girls what are no popular he shout outs girls he loves

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by Pedinmab February 3, 2019
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Matthew

A guy who is fine asf and athletic. Extremely smart, not only is he hella hot but he is brilliant as well. Even though Matthew is so great, he doesn't use emojis when he texts so it makes him unreadable unless you conversate with him in person. Besides sucking ass at texting, he is a god on earth. He has killer abs and all the ladies want him.
Damnnnnnn, Matthew is fine asf but I texted him last night and I didn't understand if he was happy or not because he was so unexpressive with his words.
by Sparkling.skys June 8, 2019
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Matthew

Mostly a gay dumbass who nobody likes and probably loves you but wont come out of the closet to you
Damn that kid Matthew is a faggot
by Dr Big Dick daddy November 6, 2018
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