Matthew 

A guy with a huge cock that could rupture anus faster than savile licks 3 year old asses
A violent guy that sits at benches in parks to find kids.

Girl: Oww my anus is ruptured
Guy: I wish I was a Matthew

Matthew by pfttq;) October 12, 2018

Matthew 

The embodiment of an angel. A holy figure. Very graceful. He creates all food and we all praise him. He is a god at shell shockers. Amen

Person 1: Hey do you see that big boy over there?
Person 2: Yeah that's Matthew
Person 1: What a god

Matthew by Psidoe October 30, 2018

Matthew 

Someone who is always by your side no matter what, very nice and always tells you the truth

Girl 1: look over there he’s being really nice

Girl 2: he looks like a Matthew

Girl 1: he needs to be my friend

ect...

Matthew by thotgirl2001 March 1, 2019

Matthew 

Matthew's come with such personalities but most are not that smart logically. They'll be smart in school but in some cases, smartness is not the best

Matthew: Oh that's like eating my dog's shit.
Person: Matthew I said, my grandma died
Matthew: uh yeah those are related
Person: *cries*

Matthew by PoppyThePoppy March 16, 2019

Matthew 

Matthew is a very tall and very sweet guy. He always knows when your sad and cheers you up. He is good a guitar and likes to work on cars. He has an ever expanding friend group and has special connections with each and every friend. He is an extremely poetic guy...and in my opinion ...I'll never get tired of seeing you

Matthew you are the most amazing friend, and the only boyfriend that I've ever felt this way with

Matthew by XXBrickerXX April 8, 2019

Matthew 

He fucked a monkey what more do you need

Matthew is a humanzeee

Matthew by Leavemealonebrady May 16, 2019

Matthew 

Trash at maths at fortnite
Really annoying

Yo matthew

Shut the fuck up

Matthew by Hemesfere May 13, 2020