Matthew

Big nosed Italian boi who also goes by Christopher

Friend: "Look, it's Matthew"

by Engineer_467 March 11, 2019

Matthew

He is a bully and doesn’t know when to stop talking. He has no hairline and always uses hairlines to make a joke even though he doesn’t have one.

Matthew is retarded

by Iamreallymeyesiammedontsayno December 8, 2019

Matthew

Wanking prick. Gets mad too easy and is very immature. He can be loving at times and a great guy friend but no one likes him. He masturbates too much, he is so very annoying. Matthew is heavily into sports and SOOOO akward with girls. Hes complains about having no friends when people try to be his mate and he’s just to akward and shy. He’s very funny at times but incredibly mean at times. He does something bad to you then blames it on you and cries about it. He overthinks everything like, literally.

1: “I’m single”
2: “You broke up with Matthew?”
1: “no he broke up with me and blamed it on me!”
2: “wh-“
1: “he was so shy and never talked to me and he blamed that on me!”
2: “that prick!”

by @atmeay2102 April 14, 2019

Matthew

a badass who always got weed brownies and will fuck your shit up in mortal kombat

Jamal: Hey lets go to matthews house and smoke weed
Aiden: ight

by BLаZe May 21, 2019

Matthew

A proper dick head a ginger twat

Matthew He is pedo never hav sex love girls what are no popular he shout outs girls he loves

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by Pedinmab February 3, 2019

Matthew

A guy who is fine asf and athletic. Extremely smart, not only is he hella hot but he is brilliant as well. Even though Matthew is so great, he doesn't use emojis when he texts so it makes him unreadable unless you conversate with him in person. Besides sucking ass at texting, he is a god on earth. He has killer abs and all the ladies want him.

Damnnnnnn, Matthew is fine asf but I texted him last night and I didn't understand if he was happy or not because he was so unexpressive with his words.

by Sparkling.skys June 8, 2019

Matthew

Matthew is one of the most dirtiest guys you ever meet, Matthew is scared of water and bugs, This nigga stinks and always complains to take a shower. If you see a Matthew you better bring 10 packs of gum.

This kid stinks. He must be a Matthew

by Neptunewithpowers111 November 23, 2018