Matt

A mafia boss, he can only be spoken to as sir and boss

Hello Matt, are you the real mafia boss

Matt by Hihejdndjdbxudb November 25, 2021

Matt, Your fired

Matt by BurritoSlayer84 November 29, 2021

An absolute TANK!!!

Matt is a tank he can deadlift 102384729394kg

Matt by SEBYthiccums December 6, 2021

Matt is a little sthinker who likes his cop car. He works at big lots and doesn’t know who stalks him.

Oh look, it’s matt….SCREECH

Matt by ZipperZap December 25, 2021

All Matt's are Dribs.

Do you know Matt?
Ah yet Matt's a fucking drib

a being. an omnipotent being. beyond the human understanding

person 1: what are you???
?̴̺̞̈́͋͌́̓̑̽?̵̻̤͕͓̳̣̥̮̙̯̀̃̐̈́̓̾͠?̴̛̛̦̱̫̀̋̄͗͋̈́̕? ͚̟̗̞̜̻̐̿ͅ: i'm Matt.

Matt by omgisuck January 16, 2022

People who think milkshake is the name of Shakespeare.

'Matt: what's his name? milkshake?'
'Tony: Do you mean Shakespeare?'
'Matt: wow omg!! how'd you know?'
'Tony: I watch Josh otunsoya *evil laugh*'