maple syruping

Like sleigh riding, but add some maple syrup and licking!

We wanted to go for a sleigh ride but decided on maple syruping!

by tooHotInHere December 16, 2016

maple baconator

To cover yourself in maple syrup and then sticking bacon to the syrup in an attempt to attract a Canadian sex partner

I might try the maple baconator tonight, I could really go a snow Mexican ey

by Oww my meniscus December 18, 2016

Maple Dipped Blow-Nut

A term coined as a play on the popular Maple Dipped Donut from Canadian Coffee and Bake Shop Tim Horton's. It refers to a male receiving oral sex from a female while his genitals have been dipped, smeared or covered in Maple Syrup. Preference is to use real maple syrup over the fake table syrup seen in most grocery stores at rebated prices.

So Mike just told me how this girl gave him a Maple Dipped Blow-Nut once. He can't look at her the same way when he orders a coffee from that store anymore.

by s_polly61 July 30, 2017

Maple

A woodstyle weeaboo that says shit wrong in Japanese and usually can't afford shit because of retarded rasta hillbillies and jewism isn't a thing in his world.

Maple screams to have sex with a virtual game called Pussy Saga.

DAMNNN ITS MAPLE HIS PENIS IS ON FIRE

by PrincessXJudiel July 29, 2017

Maple Pop

A Maple Pop is when a man and a woman go back to one of their apartments and take every piece of clothing off. The female starts giving the male head, the male then states “I can’t fucking bust.” So he shoves his 15 inch penis inside the female. She screams and the penis goes deeper and deeper into her clit. But after hours of sex and still no cum, they both agree to go to sleep. And when they wake up in the morning, the male out of no where pops a nut onto the females face, leaving it sticky like maple syrup, hence the name ‘Maple Pop’.

“IM GOING TO FUCKING MAPLE POP ON YOUR ACNEY FILLED FACE.”

by daddyhasapenis September 30, 2017

maple knacker

Canadian gay men who partake in using maple syrup for lube.

Whoa! There went Kreg and Bryan off to maple knacker by the Pizza place.

by Shelley West December 7, 2017

Maple-Cinnamon Roll

A maple-cinnamon roll is a variant of the classic Cinnamon Roll. This type of cinnamon roll hails from Canada, as the name suggests.

Shawn Mendes is so sweet and precious. Basically a maple-cinnamon roll...because he's Canadian.

by thiam_trash May 23, 2018