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mad puppy

Military term.. referring to military police.
Hey Sarge, the mad puppy got me again…
by leigh_romo December 8, 2014
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the mad typist

when you type really hard pounding out the letters on the keyboard because you are mad.
Man i can hear the mad typist from way over hear.
by thebser June 7, 2011
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mad dangle

(adj.)having such tremendous stickhandling ability in streethockey (also known as stickball, dekhockey, ballhockey).

(v.) to make a amazing move during a streethockey game, to make someone look stupid by "dangling"
People who mad dangle
Alxeander Ovechkin
Claude Giroux
me
by Bill Cos' aka ds May 19, 2009
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Mad Piss

(slang) When you have to go pee really bad. So bad that you know that as soon as you whip out your penis or sit on the toilet (for the ladies), it's gonna start!
Yo bro, get F*** outta the washroom! I gotta take a mad piss!
by MyNameJeff3451 September 23, 2020
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mad-hugs

The act of ambushing you friend/friends with multiple gigantic hugs, in a row, out of enjoyment and happiness in seeing them.
The next time we hang out, there will be mad-hugs and sangria!
by carchick May 28, 2013
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Mad Yock

A mad yock is a girl who tends to like a bit of cock in her. i.e. a slut or a whore
Jeeze that (girls name) is a mad yock, she has fucked 4 of my friends last week and she i stirred the porridge last night.

Sally: oh i was out on the pish last night and i seen terry who has the 10 inch cock on the dance floor

Kelly: i am frightened by guys with big cocks, last time i had an 8 incher i couldn't walk for a week,

Sally: well i couldn't resist. i went over like the biggest whore and put the moves on him and made him take me home and give me a good fucking in my ass and in my cunt.

Kelly: Fucking hell Sally you are a Mad Yock
by lovesdacock85 February 28, 2011
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Mad Dawged

Taking one sip of MD 20/20 and reverting back to your 5 year old state.
Better get the bib ready for Nick, he's mad dawged.
by Jamfest37 June 7, 2018
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