dewit's mustache

A mustache that has one side longer than the other. Thin and wispy. A person who needs some shaving lessons

Dewit's Mustache looks like crap

by Befastanater May 31, 2018

monkey mustache

When someone shaves your face to look like a monkey tail. It requires facial hair like a chinstrap and a mustache that is able to connect to the bottom of the face.

Created by Ma Dukes.

There are no examples.

Just google monkey mustache for images.

by Sir Prize69 January 16, 2014

The Trojan Mustache

When a man is denied sex by a woman in the morning after waking up, when she goes back to sleep, you lay a used condom over her upper lip and leave.

Bob: That slut Jenny wouldn't do me when we woke up so I gave that bitch the trojan mustache.

Tom: Damn straight, bitch had it comin'!

by rarussell93 July 25, 2011

Hen Mustache

While most hens don't have a hairy beak this rare occurance happens when chickens have been exposed too much genetically modified organisms in their feed.

Also a varient on the Dirty Sanchez where you replace fecal matter with egg yolks.

You can't give her a Hen Mustache without breaking a few eggs.

by Hen Mustache October 6, 2021

Turkish Mustache

When you get played for a pickle by a tranny when you go to eat them out and end up with balls on your lip

Briar: Duuuuude
Jeff: What's up bro?
Briar: Grace totally gave me a Turkish Mustache!

by jeff medrala November 25, 2019

mustache dick

a hairy dick

i have a mustache dick

by Asshairy September 5, 2017

Mustache-Shielding

When a person gives a hypothetical dilemma, and the responding party tries to include bypasses to make the scenario work better, Mustache-Shielding is when the person presenting the dilemma shuts down the bypasses to ensure that the scenario is still difficult.

"Would you go on a date with a girl with a mustache for 50 bucks?" -Jinya
"Can't I just shave off her mustache then?" -Shosh
"No, you're not allowed to." -Jinya
"Stop Mustache-Shielding you retard." -Shosh

by Sleepy Chigga October 8, 2025