The Trojan Mustache

When a man is denied sex by a woman in the morning after waking up, when she goes back to sleep, you lay a used condom over her upper lip and leave.

Bob: That slut Jenny wouldn't do me when we woke up so I gave that bitch the trojan mustache.

Tom: Damn straight, bitch had it comin'!

by rarussell93 July 25, 2011

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A Dirty Mustache

When a lady shaves her nether regions besides her lips

Guy 1: how’d your date with Stephanie go last night?
Guy 2: ehh, I was about to go down on her, but she had a dirty mustache and it turned me off

by TheBiggetBitchTaco November 15, 2022

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Giving oral sex to a female during their ovulation cycle, thus leaving a red "mustache" on ones upper lip.

Bro, my girl was on her period lastnight when I ate her out, and left me with a Milwaukee mustache!

by Agent_Hollywood January 03, 2018

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When you get played for a pickle by a tranny when you go to eat them out and end up with balls on your lip

Briar: Duuuuude
Jeff: What's up bro?
Briar: Grace totally gave me a Turkish Mustache!

by jeff medrala November 25, 2019

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Petey gave her the old Turkish Mustache. Bro didn't realize he looked like a chocolate milk fiend.

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When a guy covers his cock in bacon grease, then slaps his cock across a partners upper lip.

My upper lip is breaking out because my boyfriend gave me a bacon mustache last night.

by Kissthis69 May 27, 2021

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Is and anus with a mustache

John: Dude did you hear sally has an anal mustache. Jacob: no way she has a mustache on butt? John: yes she does and it's huge!

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