mcdonalding

the act of masturbating while sleeping next to your younger brother

“omg she told me she was mcdonalding last night!”

by bigtittiecomittie October 17, 2019

ruars macdonald is fat

ruars macdonald scotland inverness is a fat son of a bitch

"hey do u know ruars macdonald?"

"aye hes that fat prick"

ruars macdonald is fat means that ruars macdonald from inverness,scotland is fat.

by cancerpatient123 December 2, 2019

old mcdonald

The baddest mother fucker around! He owns a farm and animals and shit.

Old McDonald will cut you deep, dude!

by Matty Boom Bomm August 16, 2006

McDonald's Internet

Synonymous for a shitty internet connection. The term was coined by Irish gamer DaithiDeNogla on a Call Of Duty: Zombies match when fellow Irish gamer The Terroriser was having connection issues.

*two guys playing Counter Strike*
Man 1: Dude, why do you keep lagging?!
Man 2: It's my McDonald's Internet, it's making me lag.

by Iamthe1337teh1337er April 8, 2016

Pulling a Colin McDonald

"Pulling a Colin McDonald" consists of an individual proposing the idea of not completing his or her homework on time yet asking the teacher for an extension with the assumption that full credit will be given.

"He's doing Chapter 15, wasn't that due last year?"

"Yeah, he's pulling a Colin Mcdonald; and you know what, I bet he'll get full credit"

by asdfghjlqwertiwndhnjndknvcxknl February 12, 2013

McDonald's fart

When you can't distinguish a scent from a fart or stale McDonald's, the mystery smell is referred to as a McDonald's fart.

The elevator in the Hallowell Building smells like a McDonald's fart.

by A-roo February 5, 2007

ronald mcdonald

The center of all evil.

by Poopsy July 8, 2003