Mississippi Mashed Potato

The act of taking a pure shit into a females pussy and making her wet so it slobs out.

Sharon sure did love that sloppy wet Mississippi Mashed Potato.

by RainbowHugger March 4, 2011

instant mashed potatoes

A vile, ungodly creation with no equal. The ultimate torture weapon of suburban mother's who don't like to peel potatoes or work late. A plague upon suburbia that leaves only hungry children and carnage in it's wake. A "food" dish from hell itself which can both lacerate the inside of your mouth with water-resistant flakes and also dribble out your mouth as you choke on it and beg for the gentle release of death. Generally, they're pretty terrible. Can be used to great effect in soups if you're allergic to flour though.

"Sweetie, I made instant mashed potatoes to go with dinner."
"Fuck you. I'm going out for Thai food. Eat that crap yourself."

by AC1919 December 30, 2016

player marked

When a female places half dollar sized hickies in multiple visible spots on a males neck.

Damn bro... She player marked you haha!!!

You just got player marked man!!!!!

by Sir Vincent valentine February 5, 2017

banana mashed potato

Same as Mashed Potato Banana.

Like... just look up Mashed Potato Banana

"I'M GOING TO BANANA MASHED POTATO YOUR FACE!"

by Mashed Potato Bananananananana September 2, 2017

Patrick Maskew

A person that has been nice to everyone he meets and is a loving caring person.

That dude is a real Patrick Maskew.

by BoredDumbShit August 19, 2019

making mashed potatoes

When a husband has vaginal sex with his wife in order to reproduce. This is only for instances in which the people fucking are a straight married couple who intend to create a child. A reference to the mashed potato like appearance of most newborn babies.

Kyle: hey john what are you planning on doing this weekend?

John: just making mashed potatoes with my sexy wife.

by bigbrian42069 September 19, 2019

Keyboard Mashed

Keyboard mashed
Very useful to confusing friends into thinking you've had a stroke.

For example:
"Dude you ok? why'd you say that in chat"
"I Keyboard mashed"

by Yermy May 11, 2020