Management love-in

A peaceful gathering of senior staff focussing on self-congratulation and bonding, with blissful lack of awareness of duties neglected during the event, and of how pitifully inept, emotionally needy and ludicrous management looks to lower level staff. The more realistic title for such an event is used in confidence, as these events are promoted as a serious and necessary forums.

I'm so flat-out with all this work comen in I haven't got time to scratch meself. And I can't ask (insert manager name) to bring in a casual cos he's at this f**n management love-in.. Oh - look the Caterer - grab us a few sushi before the plates get taken in...

by MAKtheVague August 6, 2011

management rail

A channeled path. A forced direction used for management. Similar to a train track rail. It can be added to or removed from to enable extra or less areas for the rail to connect to, but it remains dedicated to its channeled directions.

In Atlanta, I am having difficulties with the management rail.

If I add a device, I better make sure to expand the management rail.

The management rail should be able to reach all devices you want to manage.

by A_Tech_01 March 14, 2013

Back Seat Manager

A Back Seat Manager is a toxic employee who does not have any authority and continually over inserts themselves on every process and decision that impact everyone else except themselves.

Johnny was quite the back seat manager in today's staff meeting

by UnkownUser1234 May 23, 2023

design management

Bullshit study made to exploit naïve, hipster retards.

I'm a design management student.

by DMI Student February 20, 2014

Trucking Company Operations Manager

A fake title glorified dispatchers give themselves to feel important

Jimmy Hamlet is out Trucking Company Operations Manager... so you know what that really means

by Highrail Brian May 21, 2021

diaper management

This is a management style by wich "you keep your ass covered at all times"!

During the PowerPoint Presentation my boss was -as usual- giving a perfect example of diaper management!

by Harpo Marx January 5, 2016

Discord Bot Manager Day

December the 11th is Discord Bot Manager Day.
On this date all Discord Bot Managers are allowed to permanent ban all people for the month so that they can have a nice nice and relaxed month of no spams in DM's about broken discord bots.

Man, Discord Bot Manager Day is in a few days and I cant wait to ban everyone for a month!

by DiscordBotManager December 9, 2020