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man lunch

The kind of lunch your dad might send you to school with, as opposed to a woman lunch that your mother makes. Man lunches, unfortunately, are paltry, awkward and poorly planned compared to their feminine counterparts. Scientists say this is because men's brains are missing a part that gives woman certain culinary sensibilities.

The quintessential man lunch is water, which contrary to popular belief, is not a food, crackers, a cheese sandwich and a banana, which are each, respectively, crushed by the water. Man lunches also sometimes have milk in a resealable container, which becomes lukewarm within minutes of being taken from the fridge and leaves a film of foul residue on the container that will never be completely washed out.

Man lunches are usually invoked in arguments about gay marriage.
Gay marriage threatens our communities, our families, and indeed our way of life. What child wants a man lunch?
-Pat Robertson
by supaDISC December 10, 2005
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The Lunch Crew

11/12 lunch always.
with Jaaaydee, Raeboo, Dino Dee, Beefnugget, Dianerrs, Rawsalind, and Trina Chezka!
forever; even though we don't have 11/12 lunch anymore we'll never grow apart.
"THE SPOT"; in the front of school, near the auditorium.
it's where we share stories, inside jokes, secrets, & fooood.
hanging in school, at lakeshore, & afterschool.
laughing, crying, happiness. yeaah, we've been through it ALL.
trying to do homework before class starts.
running to class before we're late, since we were at lakeshore too long.
spending the next three years together(=
NEVER GUNNA FIND FRIENDS LIKE THIS !
Raeboo: "Ayeee, let's kick it with the Lunch Crew "

Rawsalind: "We need studio pictures with the Lunch Crew "

Dino Dee: "OK, i'll meet you at The Spot"

Dianerss: "We gotta promise that the Lunch Crew will never drift apart" *then we all hold hands together

Beefnugget: " I love you guys<3"

Jaaaydee: "Maaan, i wish i had something to say about The Lucnch Crew. . . "

Trina Chezka: "Where"s diana, jasmine, dino, rosalind, rachel, & tina at ?!?!"
by The Lunch Crew always&forever October 19, 2008
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sack lunch

Taken from a fictional movie titled discussed in an episode of Seinfeld, in which an entire family is ensconced inside a huge brown bag, this phrase can be used when you are going to cause someone harm, as in metaphorically putting them in a body bag.
If we see that Alex guy tonight maybe we should sack lunch him, let him know he can't come on to me so easily with his homo-erotic pictures.
by Jimmy Two-times January 27, 2007
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Sunday Lunch Under a Tent

The EASIEST meal you'll ever have! Heh heh...

That's an analogy, people. Spell it out... this is a subtle way to hint that someone is "a less-than-challenging conquest for the opposite sex."

Similar in form, but not meaning, to c u next tuesday.
The preacher was horrified to discover that his angelic daughter was known around town as a Sunday Lunch Under a Tent. Oh the irony.
by Jared Menard June 1, 2007
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luncheon

An adjective used to describe a person's mental state or behavior as crazy, spacey,absurd, out of touch with reality, obsessive, overblown, psycho, or bitchy.

Mostly liked derived from the parochial slang term of being "out to lunch".

Usually followed by the word 'yo'.
"My ex called me last night asking me why I never her call her anymore; pshhh, that bitch (dude) is luncheon (yo)"
by Vern Acular September 30, 2005
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hot lunch

A warm meal typically eaten around noon, between breakfast and dinner.
It was nice to have a hot lunch at work today.
by JC5959 June 7, 2011
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lunch box

(N) a person who is lunchin or does so very often; someone who is laughing hysterically and uncontrollably; someone who is incoherent and/or frantic
"Yo, check out this lunch box, I think he's having a seizure!"

"Three bong hits of some KB will make me a complete lunch box."
by L0ve_Kills April 19, 2005
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