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Weakest Link

Weakest Link, is a synonym for loser
Joe can't get a date because he's obviously the weakest link

licks balls 

the art of being something, lousy, terrible, lame; not very good
"Do you like Guns n' Roses?"
"No, they lick balls"
licks balls by Captain Undies November 8, 2004

hard lines 

means the same as "tough luck" or "bad luck!"
Woman: "How'd you get on with the driving test?"
Man: "I failed"
Woman: "aww, hard lines!"
hard lines by susa August 4, 2007

link card 

When a person is poor and in need of financial assistance, the state will sometimes provide funds for the purchase of food. The economically depressed person will be issued a "Link Card" which he or she can use as a debit card when purchasing food.

Unfortunately, the definition written by "makinde" was not correct. The Link Card is not for people in "rat infested" areas, nor is Chicago a poor excuse for a city. Further, Link Cards are not used only by "lazy" people.

Makinde needs to remove his or her prejudices before providing a a definition.
This link card works like a debit card. Use it to purchase food.
link card by Mathhelper June 28, 2011
The hero of Hyrule who is the sexiest game character on earth!!
Link is sooo hott, he can fuck me anytime!
Link by SLK January 14, 2004

Lindsay LoMan 

Super-rich non-celebrity guy that dates famous socialites (such as Lindsay Lohan). You've seen him in the tabloids...one week he's engaged to Paris Hilton, next week he's gotten an Olsen twin pregnant, week after that he's courting some other rich-for-no-reason waif.

Examples include Stavros Niarchos, Brandon Davis, Rick Salomon, Paris Lastis, Adam Goldstein and every other restaurant/oil/greek shipping heir on the planet that regularly dates Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Nicole Ritchie, Kim Kardashian, and/or the Olsen twins.
"Did you see Nicole Ritchie's new Lindsay LoMan on the cover of US magazine? Wasn't he with Paris Hilton in last month's issue? I smell a catfight!"
Lindsay LoMan by stenzo. September 24, 2007