Esther Lean
A bitch who thinks she's cute, but fat in the middle and looks like she skipped leg day. Usually has ratty hair with an obvious peroxide dye job, which you can tell she did herself. Smells like animal waste, only cooks box meals, and her teeth look like she can eat a cob of corn through a picket fence. Usually accompanied by a tall skinny 40-something guy who's only with her because he is tired of living with his mom. Little does he know, she's homeless and uses people for places to stay, claiming their home as her own. Both she and aforementioned guy are serial cheaters, catching multiple STDs and spreading them because neither know what a condom is.
Esther Lean is always sterile and tends to fake positive pregnancy tests out of desperation because normally guys don't give her the time of day due to her serious lack of hygiene.
She has like, maybe two friends total, and they're both imaginary.
Unemployed, and usually found sleeping on other people's couches. Has absolutely no desire to change that situation whatsoever.
Esther Lean is always sterile and tends to fake positive pregnancy tests out of desperation because normally guys don't give her the time of day due to her serious lack of hygiene.
She has like, maybe two friends total, and they're both imaginary.
Unemployed, and usually found sleeping on other people's couches. Has absolutely no desire to change that situation whatsoever.
Esther Lean by IamDaBullGod May 27, 2020
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