the landon

When a man fucks a guy in the ear. A very hot thing to do. If a man does this to you it means he loves you. You're a lucky guy.

Man 1: man that guy just did the Landon on me
Man 2: thats hot

by Howtoeatass January 2, 2018

Landon

Landon is the most hateful person you could ever meet. He might be cute, but he is only a manipulative person.

Oh, god, please. Don't be such a Landon!

by Lissy December 11, 2016

Lawson Hill

rhyming slang for the "spill" of cum that over shoots the tissue when you are wacking one out

I change my sheets the other night after a firece night of wanking as there was too much Lawson Hill over my sheets

by The Cheif July 21, 2003

LaSonya

LaSonya is a beautiful and big thighed girl loves to workout will have only one kid and adopt another kid one will be a boy and other a girl her husband/boyfriend will have red hair and be forced to shave his Beard off. LaSonya she is a loyal friend works hard and loves her mom .

LaSonya is a beautiful person

by Stezzy.raymond March 10, 2018

Lawsoning

To steal from your friends, To borrow with no intention of returning

Stop lawsoning my food!
Its the perfect time to lawson stuff.

by bills blow 69 October 10, 2008

Landon

Mostly a dick and wants to rules the school that he is in. He has a lot of social popularity in his school. He uses that to bully kids in his school

Yo Landon is a dick

by Natedogg205 April 7, 2018

Landon

A big asshole with a big dick. You don't like him, but he is sometimes accepting of you, then he's back to being an ass. He likes bestiality and rapes his mom on a daily basis.

1: Oh man dude, I caught Landon fucking his dog yesterday...
2: Oh fuck, did he get her pregnant?
1: No, but his mom is now.
2: Disgusting.

by Immafuckyourhogassbitch June 14, 2018