Leon usually a person thats either a greek god or a gay dude. Apart from his massive cock that's the size of a continent he's attracted to Women especially in the age of 80-100. Thats why his omni presentual presence arouses all women in a radius of 100km. The goverment is still looking for him so he can give anwsers to the universe. That's because the big bang happend when he was cock fighting Jesus.
Person 1: Yoo there is something that looks like a huge penis on the moon
Person 2: No thats Leon going for a piss
Person 2: No thats Leon going for a piss
by Analritter2009 March 1, 2022
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Having a leon as friend can be very helpfull. Hes professional smart and caring.
Having a leon as friend can be very helpfull. Hes professional smart and caring.
by Bella♡ February 28, 2021
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Girls will like him, and much more after they get his attention. He is powerful, wild, mostly long haired and just a bit over average attactive. But thats ok. He doesnt like the sun. He is cool, also spiritedly and likes lazy shady freetime. Guys well fear him until he starts to become a real man. To survive: Obey. Or become a friend of a Leon,
so u'll be safe and sound. He thinks a lot and cares a lot about the people next to him.
You CAN like him. May he is adorable to u. May hes not. Even if he is kinda... speacial and annoying sometimes. He just feels kinda lonely, so he likes it to laugh about weird things, his own bad jokes or a... "unique" situation. But remember: he is a true leader. He will be soft. Or not. Your Choise. He knows both. If ur unlucky he shows you his dark side. Also think back to the old days of Kings. Monogamy is not his nature. Think back to the boring tv documentaions u saw. Dont miss the border of his territory. Just dont make him angry. Feel safe. And dont forget: he is just a man. He will make mistakes. May help him. MIAU MOTHERFCKER! :3
Girls will like him, and much more after they get his attention. He is powerful, wild, mostly long haired and just a bit over average attactive. But thats ok. He doesnt like the sun. He is cool, also spiritedly and likes lazy shady freetime. Guys well fear him until he starts to become a real man. To survive: Obey. Or become a friend of a Leon,
so u'll be safe and sound. He thinks a lot and cares a lot about the people next to him.
You CAN like him. May he is adorable to u. May hes not. Even if he is kinda... speacial and annoying sometimes. He just feels kinda lonely, so he likes it to laugh about weird things, his own bad jokes or a... "unique" situation. But remember: he is a true leader. He will be soft. Or not. Your Choise. He knows both. If ur unlucky he shows you his dark side. Also think back to the old days of Kings. Monogamy is not his nature. Think back to the boring tv documentaions u saw. Dont miss the border of his territory. Just dont make him angry. Feel safe. And dont forget: he is just a man. He will make mistakes. May help him. MIAU MOTHERFCKER! :3
>Should I join him? I definitly can not make him happy. He seems cute. Why no one vote him as our leader?
>Oh, Leon already is. Even if Max is the official KIng. Just be a nice girl to him like the others. You can find him next to his girls and enemys, in the shadows next to the sun. He is the long-haired fearful boy with the soft deep voice. U see him? He just plays with 'em. Go to him and join the game. Have fun. Dont worry. Those twilighted shadows are too afraid of him and his friends.
>Oh, Leon already is. Even if Max is the official KIng. Just be a nice girl to him like the others. You can find him next to his girls and enemys, in the shadows next to the sun. He is the long-haired fearful boy with the soft deep voice. U see him? He just plays with 'em. Go to him and join the game. Have fun. Dont worry. Those twilighted shadows are too afraid of him and his friends.
by Rex Dracula January 17, 2017
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by Andrea leon June 16, 2017
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you cant trust him he will tell everyone everything
he is average height and average looks.
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you cant trust him he will tell everyone everything
he is average height and average looks.
very good dick though
like very good dick.
by gooddickleon November 22, 2021
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Leon often has long hair and everybody wants him. He is the type of guy that does´nt want anyone but everyone wants him.
Smoking weed a little bit to much and could do better in school.
He has the great body that everybody wants. Not just his six-pack, his large penis is the legend.
Leon often has long hair and everybody wants him. He is the type of guy that does´nt want anyone but everyone wants him.
Smoking weed a little bit to much and could do better in school.
He has the great body that everybody wants. Not just his six-pack, his large penis is the legend.
by Erik Saade December 12, 2016
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