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Delaps Legend

Surveyor or other person who helps tenants or people who rent properties get away without paying for repairs, decorating and more.
Mark: If you is not doing the delaps work, we is not paying a bean.
Pav: Thats only because we do not have the wonger. Come on this is not right.
Mark: What you gonna do... you can't make us pay, i am a delaps legend. You gotta be on something bruv.
by Surveyingcuz October 9, 2023
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Dilaps Legend

Surveyor or other peoples who help landlords of properties recover money owed to them for repairs, decorating and more.
Mark: You cannot make us pay a bean cuz.
Pav: Sit back down, we has done the work and you gonna pay up. We is dilaps legends!
Mark: No way.... damm.
by Surveyingcuz October 9, 2023
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Poopy Fingers (The legend)

A talented collegiate scholar has decided to partake in the yearly event known as The Gasparilla Parade. Upon drinking all day the individual has become quite belligerent and rowdy...an example of which is when he refers to an african-american police officer through a racial term. After the epic parade, the overweight male decides to go clubbin with his boys.....while at the club he meets a very whorish drunk-as-fuck female. Almost immediately the male (later to be known as poopy fingers) wants to leave the club and get it in.....
The next morning, Poopy Fingers is overly happy upon his accomplishments from the prior night...these accomplishments include: going ass to mouth, anal intercourse and last but not least doing the one-finger reach around which resulted in having poop all over his hand the next morning.
Needlesstosay, this lad has a bright future!

Next Morning:
Kev: So man how was the night
Poopy: Bro it was a blast, I went ass to mouth!
Kev: WTF that's disgusting
Poopy: Whatever bro I loved it.....btw look at my finger, it has poop on it lol
Kev: You have some serious problems man....u are going to be known as Poopy fingers (The Legend)
Poopy: I know bro....u trying to drink later?
Next Morning:
RAK: So man how was the night
Poopy: Bro it was a blast, I went ass to mouth!
RAK: WTF that's disgusting
Poopy: Whatever bro I loved it.....btw look at my finger, it has poop on it lol
RAK: You have some serious problems man....u are going to be known as Poopy fingers (The Legend)
Poopy: I know bro....u trying to drink later?
by SLUStreetRunner September 25, 2011
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I am legend

Fuck you micheal I refuse to watch I am legend
Micheal being an I am legend right now
by Long Mcshlong December 2, 2016
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Carl the Legend

Carl is the most coolest turtle there is. Carl is a gay turtle legend. 🏳️ 🌈 pride!!! Carl is way better than Trump will ever be, so vote Carl! So many people have voted Carl so far but he is not president yet🙍Trump is in the lead due to cheating!! 😡 Anyways, vote for the turtle legend Carl! 🐢 🏳️ 🌈👍Everyone's vote counts
Vote Carl the Legend for president!!

*whispers* if you don't vote, Tom (the snake Carl as a crush on) will be under your bed tonight. If you have no railings and your mattress is on the floor.... well Tom will be somewhere in your room or wherever you sleep. This is not a threat.🚫 Remember! Vote for Carl!!!
by lovelypeachesonthetrack August 2, 2018
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Owens (urban legend)

A hybrid rat mutant spotted commonly throughout Southern Ohio theorised to live in sewer systems, creek beds and thought to have feast on fatbergs and shit puddles these mythological creatures leave a sickening thick gut wrenching stench were ever they travel they are also known to reproduce a sexauly and speak in a mysterious static like language, and if you are around them beware of radioactive poisoning they drink melted lead and a mixture of chemicals to produce their acidic internal fluids .
I've heard about Owens (urban legend)
by foot frogs May 22, 2019
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Limp Dick Legend

A mysterious man that is from a small town in Idaho he is known for having a Limp Dick. Despite this, he manages to get every single elderly woman in a 100-mile radius.
My dad is known as a Limp Dick Legend.
by TOomp March 11, 2021
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