Lance

A large flexing specimen that is typically found in the swamp. A Lance is an incredibly rare specimen. Lance’s have large diesels and can be found to drive a Toyota Tundra. Lance’s are very dependable and always willing to mow your lawn or build you a fire. But never make a Lance angry for they are quick to blow their top

Dude, Lance looks like John Cena with his new buzz cut!

by DankToyota April 28, 2019

Lance

a peanut head lil boy got stupid ass friends an a amazing girlfriend that will beat a bitch up periodt. he smart but stupid at the same time

makaylah: Hey boyfriend Lance

by handleiskassidy.r2006 September 6, 2019

Lance

The act of being retarded and sending horrible “memes” to a group chat with no context

“Oh my god my friend is acting like a total lance right now”

by bootypringles September 15, 2019

Lance

A weapon used in the medieval times, also use for thrusting it inside ur opponent's ass

I just shoved a lance inside ur ass.

by Lucy's Loli March 19, 2020

Lance

Lance is the cool-ninja-sharpshooter who wont accept his feelings for a certain emo with a mullet. He also feels as if he is not worth being a part of voltron but the same emo (What??) Who tells him he is worth it. Seriously why tf aren't they dating...

(The emo is keith... Y'all already know)

"Lance I don't have time for this"
"Hey look keith's back!"

by Pinkk_3[PS] March 26, 2020

Lance Lemus

He’s gay and never denies it

Hey look it’s our gay friend lance lemus

by TOOSBOY October 29, 2020

Lanctot

The last name of a smart, intelligent, creative, beautiful young woman who's been hurt, but she gets right back up again every time. She's had her moments, good and bad, but no matter what she always puts on a brave smile.

"Man, I think I'm falling for that Lanctot."
"She's a real Lanctot."

by EJ6269 June 8, 2021