Grandpa Knighting

When your grandpa knights you with his penis.

"Now son, it is important for you to hold still for your Grandpa Knighting"

by MKDS March 17, 2008

Nexo Knights

A fucking iconic show by Lego that defines my childhood.

Me: Do you know the key to comedy?
My friend: What?
Me: Timing.
My friend: Did you just quote Nexo Knights?
Me: Goddamn right I did.

by well alright then boomer December 13, 2019

awsten knight

awsten knight is one of the hottest natural blues out there. he is in a band called Waterparks along with his friends Geoff and Otto. his music is so fucking good and you could listen to it for 1000 fucking years. he is a pansexual colored hair masterpiece that rings, wears feet necklaces, and has a tooth bat.

have you heard of waterparks awsten knight?

by parxiedebs December 9, 2021

pico x keith

a gay ship 14 yr old girls ship and then say So Wholesome UWU and then give you the middle finger for not respecting it

HEY HAVE YOU HEARD OFF PICO X KEITH

yeah that ship that every girl ships cuz they always say UWU in it

by Louie_thecutestpug May 24, 2021

The Knights Templar

A group of knights who supposedly found the Holy Grail under the Temple of Solomon DUring the Crusades. They became very rich in a very short ammount of time , though no one knows why exactly, the were destroyed just as Quickly as they popped up. It is said that the King got jealous of their riches and wanted them for himself, SO he ordered them all dead ( they were hung, burned at the stake, etc.)

' The Knights Templar supposedly found the Holy Grail under SOlomons Temple IN Jerusalem'

by georgia baby June 11, 2006

Dragon Knight

Released in 1991. A hentai featuring girls getting gangraped by lizardmen and bugbears in a fantasy setting. And of course, the Sword of Light turns into another girl after the Dark Lord is vanquished. Might cause sanity damage to the weak-willed. At least there are no tentacle beasts.

Remember, demi-humans in hentai are required to gangrape humans at any given oppurtunity.

by CharlesManson October 20, 2003

spiral knights

A "free to play" game on steam.
Starts out really fun and addicting, starts getting really hard, you start running out of mist energy.
YOU GET REALLY PISSED AND SPEND YOU HARD EARNED $10 FOR SOME CE.
It's gone in a few minutes.
Rage quite.

steam free to play spiral knights

by MAXIMUM POTATO July 10, 2012