Kieran

Kieran is an extremely kind-hearted, attractive, sweet and cool guy. However, his pros do not outweigh his cons. Kieran force-feeds everyone he sees with not only his kind words but with mars bars. He is a massive stalker and never leaves you the hell alone so be sure to block him on every platform so that you can sleep safely at night. However, if you are like me and like being around him all the time, maybe think about pressing that unblock button. He is extremely short so getting chronic neck pains from having to look down at him all day is common. He also never shuts up so installing a mute button on your Kieran is a very good idea. His taste in music is questionable and could definitely do with some improvement. His looks can be shocking sometimes so be prepared to have every molecule of C02 in your body be demolished. He thinks he is cool but in reality, he is just a boring old bitch with no real personality. Kieran, you are one of a kind.

Guy: Brooo, I heard my girls cheating dude who do you reckon it's with
Guy's friend: Probs Kieran he's weird like that dude

by charlie6367 June 5, 2021

Kiera

Kiera is a cocky little piece of crap, who gets jealous so easily. She is such a snitch, and whatever bad things she says about people, that’s what she is.

For example, if Kiera calls you a witch, she knows she is one, and she is jealous that you are much better than her.

by NamesAndTheirMeanings November 17, 2019

Kieren

Couch surfing juice addicted red headed loser

Kieren is a red headed loser

by rockythegreat December 20, 2019

Kiera

She's nice when she gets her own way or when things are even, but when things don't go perfectly, watch out. She'll go full bitch mode. Usually has atrocious eyebrows.

Person 1: Who's that bitchy girl with the bad eyebrows?
Person 2: Bruh, that's Kiera, better watch out.

by ARandomFraya June 2, 2020

Kieren

Has big ears and likes dogs in a sexual way. If u see a white van outside your school it belongs to a kieren

“Did u hear that kieren is gay?”

by Spencerfeedback October 28, 2020

Kiera

Kiera is very pretty, but usually has a massive toe fetish! She will pay hundreds of pounds just to get a nice toe pic, she even sells her own. She loves doing facemasks! And she loves sheep shaggers. She constantly talks in cursive and gives everyone a migraine, she also kills spiders for fun, a bit of a psychopath.

Did u hear about Kiera, she's so scary! Kiera won't stop talking in cursive.

by susannatherat June 4, 2020

kaiser soze

AKKaiser Soze

AKKaiser Soze is so 1337 nUb's think he is a UbEr -4x0|2

by not [AK]Kaiser Soze April 29, 2004