Jose'

You'll find him hanging out in your local pub and he'll catch your eye immediately. I've never seen a bulge so big in my entire god damn life. At first I swore he had a fucking banana shoved in his pants, but as soon as he rubbed it on my ass on the dance floor I knew it was real! He offered to take me back to his cousins apartment and show me a good time. Man was he right. I haven't seen a dick that big since I went to the zoo last fall. At first it threw me when he said he was into butt stuff but I had to take advantage of that massive cock somehow. After he spent what felt like hours preparing me for that dik, we fucked for about 13 seconds, best 13 seconds of my life! Unfortunately I don't know where to find him again since his cousin came home and I had to leave, but if I had the chance I definitely would do it again!

Marie: Have you seen that Jose'?

Susie: Hell Yeah! Doesn't last very long but that dick is THICK!

by 3 and also a half of a bear May 20, 2018

Jose

Jose

A Jose will always cheer you up. He might be a total butt sometimes, but he really loves you. He’ll ALWAYS make sure ur okay and not sad. If he makes you mad he always come up with the sweetest apologies.

So if you find a Jose keep him and never let him go

Girl: OMG I got mad a Jose last night and this morning he woke me up with some Starbucks in bed.

Girl 2: Aww that’s so sweet I wish I had a Jose.

by Sheep’s are fun June 21, 2019

Jose

Someone who always needs attention and will do anything for money. He is usually a retarded hispanic who is mentally slow, is a money grubbing sleaze who does anything to get attention, good or bad. pulls hella hoes😎

Oh my god Jose is doing that thing again!

by asvvlxdshakajajK June 23, 2019

Jose Jayme

Jose Jayme is the name of a very gay individual. A Jose does not like people of dark skin and will do everything to get women away from him and out of his life. He is derogatory and a sweat at fortnite and lunchtime basketball. He is doodoo at life and always gets outrebounded by a Zaddy. He has a hot sister and thinks he is tuning his own sister. He is the size of Frodo and has a very short temper. A Jose Jayme constantly gets crossed up by a Shimmo and always will be blocked by a Berto. He has however completed one amazing achievement, he holds the record for the worlds largest head. Other words associated with a Jose Jayme can be: Josgay Gayme, Gayboi, Shooksay or even Faggot.

Your so gay, almost as gay as Jose Jayme
Stop being so Jose Jayme you faggot
I'm a homophobe, so i do not wish to be associated with Jose Jayme
"I'm Joseeee"-- iDubbz

by 241D3N July 1, 2019

Jose Jayme

Jose Jayme is the name of a very gay individual. A Jose does not like people of dark skin and will do everything to get women away from him and out of his life. He is derogatory and a sweat at fortnite and lunchtime basketball. He is doodoo at life and always gets outrebounded by a Zaddy. He has a hot sister and thinks he is tuning his own sister. He is the size of Frodo and has a very short temper. A Jose Jayme constantly gets crossed up by a Shimmo and always will be blocked by a Berto. He has however completed one amazing achievement, he holds the record for the worlds largest head. Other words associated with a Jose Jayme can be: Josgay Gayme, Gayboi, Shooksay or even Faggot.

Your so gay, almost as gay as Jose Jayme
Stop being so Jose Jayme you faggot
I'm a homophobe, so i do not wish to be associated with Jose Jayme
"I'm Joseeee"-- iDubbz

by 241D3N July 1, 2019

Jose Jayme

Jose Jayme is the name of a very gay individual. A Jose does not like people of dark skin and will do everything to get women away from him and out of his life. He is derogatory and a sweat at fortnite and lunchtime basketball. He is doodoo at life and always gets outrebounded by a Zaddy. He has a hot sister and thinks he is tuning his own sister. He is the size of Frodo and has a very short temper. A Jose Jayme constantly gets crossed up by a Shimmo and always will be blocked by a Berto. He has however completed one amazing achievement, he holds the record for the worlds largest head. Other words associated with a Jose Jayme can be: Josgay Gayme, Gayboi, Shooksay or even Faggot.

Your so gay, almost as gay as Jose Jayme
Stop being so Jose Jayme you faggot
I'm a homophobe, so i do not wish to be associated with Jose Jayme
"I'm Joseeee"-- iDubbz

by 241D3N July 1, 2019

Jose Jayme

Jose Jayme is the name of a very gay individual. A Jose does not like people of dark skin and will do everything to get women away from him and out of his life. He is derogatory and a sweat at fortnite and lunchtime basketball. He is doodoo at life and always gets outrebounded by a Zaddy. He has a hot sister and thinks he is tuning his own sister. He is the size of Frodo and has a very short temper. A Jose Jayme constantly gets crossed up by a Shimmo and always will be blocked by a Berto. He has however completed one amazing achievement, he holds the record for the worlds largest head. Other words associated with a Jose Jayme can be: Josgay Gayme, Gayboi, Shooksay or even Faggot.

Your so gay, almost as gay as Jose Jayme
Stop being so Jose Jayme you faggot
I'm a homophobe, so i do not wish to be associated with Jose Jayme
"I'm Joseeee"-- iDubbz

by 241D3N July 1, 2019