by KrypWalkJ39234 April 19, 2020
Get the Jordanmug. In the female case a Jordan is very hot and is most likely to get an std before she turns 18. Biggest ho around. Her pussy pops more than an old mans knee with arthritis.
by Friend of a Jordan January 7, 2019
Get the Jordanmug. Jordan - An annoying short kid who will desperately deprive himself of jokes in hopes someone will laugh, which they rarely do. Also insanely obsessed with video games, and will usually have an expensive PC. And of course, was a hardcore Minecraft gamer at some point in their lives.
Guy 1: "Hey, you know that Jordan kid over ther-"
Guy 2: "Oh, him. Yeah, I don't wanna hear another one of his jokes. I do not want to relive that."
Guy 2: "Oh, him. Yeah, I don't wanna hear another one of his jokes. I do not want to relive that."
by Largeboi21 November 2, 2018
Get the Jordanmug. A very huge and lazy person, Jordan typically comes to work and watches everyone else work. He tends to be a funny guy, but doesn’t like to do anything but eat.
by anonymous September 15, 2020
Get the Jordanmug. Jordan is a tall, sexy, muscular boy. He is probably 14 and usually in a love triangle. He liked short brunette or a short red head. He has impressive flirting skills only with certain people. He is loyal and kind with dark, mysterious eyes.
by Cat lover69 December 4, 2018
Get the Jordanmug. Jordan is the most amazing guy you will ever meet he so nice he is so funny and he is the best with the lady's
by Julieiscool89 June 17, 2016
Get the Jordanmug. Jordan is the kind of guy that acts gay, but actually isn’t. He is unathletic as hell, and loves to rock out with his cock out. He’s very unintelligent and is a dumbass.
by The Goat23 April 27, 2019
Get the Jordanmug.