Jordan

A complete and outer simp

Look it’s jordan the simp!

by Qalhajejsje May 13, 2019

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A guy who is extra as fuck

Y'all know Jordan? Damn he's extra.. really over dramatic but he's cute tho.

by Love me 22 September 5, 2017

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A BIG FAT MEGA PLAYER

Girl 1- ooo he’s cute
Girl 2-watch out his name is Jordan and he’s a player

by Roadtrip_roadie_randy June 27, 2019

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a fuckboi that is a P.O.S. and lies about everything

Christian: hey john, why didn’t Jordan show up to school today?
John: idk he’s probably skipping school , but i guarantee if you ask him why, he’ll make up a fake lie about how he was “sick”

by rotten pineapple January 17, 2018

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The wild jordan can often be found getting his ass eaten out by blake campbell. He is super dumb and cant even correctly copy of my paper. Sometimes he gets caught looking at sammy springers tight asscheeks and tries to conceal his boner.

Dude that guy needs to stop looking at that girl with a tight ass.

yeah what a Jordan.

by ugh2 May 5, 2017

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A huge dumbass who has the record for shortest dick. He would suck a guys dick for 5 dollars. He weighs more than Sean and is that guy to chew on a used condom loke it's gum.

I heard Jordan fucked Gracie last night and liked it.

by Mr. Name6969 December 4, 2018

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