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Johnathan

Johnathan is the most attractive, handsome guy you’ll ever meet. He takes pride in his work, style, and especially his hair. You can never mistake his presence because he’s always the funniest person in the room, and never fails to make you laugh.

Even though he has a lot of friends, he only considers a select few as his closest. He’s a very private person and it’s hard to get close to him. But that makes him an extremely loyal boyfriend, who cherishes his girlfriend to the fullest.
Person 1: Who’s that super cute guy that makes everyone laugh?

Person 2: Oh that must’ve been Johnathan. But watch out, his girlfriend doesn’t play about him.
by proignialove May 16, 2025
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Johning

(Verb) act of masturbation involving long object (exp. broom, pole, stick) inserted into rectum for prostate stimulus.
I was johning so hard it broke my broom
by Marco Pole May 26, 2025
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Johnathug

A mix of a John aka somone who pays for sex and thug aka a gangster or sketchy person. So basically a gangster who pays a lady of the evening.
Bro your a real Johnathug!
by Johnny Starlight December 25, 2025
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Johnatthen

The name Johnatthen is very rare and doesn’t have a widely recognized, traditional meaning on its own. It’s most likely a creative or alternate spelling of Jonathan or Johnathan.

Breaking it down by origin:
• John comes from the Hebrew name Yochanan, meaning “God is gracious.”
• Jonathan comes from Yehonatan, meaning “God has given” or “gift of God.”

So if Johnatthen is a stylistic or unique spelling of Jonathan/Johnathan, its implied meaning would still be along the lines of:
• “God is gracious”
• “Gift from God”
Johnatthen is very handsome and is a gift from the lord.
by Urband Dictionary. January 18, 2026
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Laken Johnston

Laken Johnston is the perfect girl. shes nice sexy and smart. she was once my girlfriend but i fucked up. and i still love her with all my heart
Damn that girl must be Laken Johnston she is sexy
by Bradjd96 August 25, 2010
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juliaa johnston

a girl who has lots of std's. this girl is a backstabbing bitch, and cant get her own guy so she goes for taken ones.

girls keep your guys close because julias coming to town.
boy1: ew that julia girl... shes a skank..

boy2: man, i know.. she hooks up with taken guys?.. who does that?

boy1: ew.. man shes being such a juliaa johnston.
by iloveyoukim December 19, 2010
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Sam Johnathon William Clarke

He is the LOVE of my life. He is the MOST amazing man you could ever meet. You can trust him with anything and everything, he is always there for you. The second you are not with him you will miss him. He knows how to make you smile even of the worst of days, he is the sweetest guy. Anyone that knows him is one of the luckiest people to be alive but after all I am the luckiest because he is mine. He is so easy to love and cannot live a split second without him. He is so smart and perfect in every way. He's adorable, amazing, cute and so much more. I love you my baby.
Sam Johnathon William Clarke.. he is the most amazing man to ever live, he is irresistible.
by Chloe'Sizer April 30, 2011
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