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Butt Jockey

one who particapates in homosexual anal sex in a rapid act
mark is such a butt jockey, he was riding karl like seabiscut
by danger pig August 9, 2005
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Jokers Card

The Joker is a special card found in most modern decks of playing cards, or a Mahjong tile in some Mahjong game sets.
It is believed that the term "Joker" comes from a mispronunciation of Juker, the German/Alsatian name for the game Euchre. The card was originally introduced in about 1860 for games of that family to be used as the highest trump. Catherine Perry Hargrave documents jokers from 1862 and 1865 in her book A History of Playing Cards. The 1862 card has a tiger on it and the label "Highest Trump", while the one from 1865 is inscribed "This card takes either Bower" and "Imperial Bower", or "Highest Trump Card". So it may be that Euchre was the game for which the Joker was invented, not Poker because part of this confusion on the issue may be because both games spread simultaneously northward on the Mississippi.

The Joker came to be represented as a clown or court jester by the 1880s and often still is today. There are usually 2 Jokers per deck, often noticeably different. For instance Bicycle Playing Cards prints their company's guarantee claim on only one. More common traits are the appearance of colored and black/noncolored Jokers. At times the Jokers will each be colored to match the colors used for suits; there will be a red Joker, and a black Joker. In games where the jokers may need to be compared, the red or full-color joker usually outranks the black-and-white one; if the joker colors are similar the joker without a guarantee will outrank the guaranteed one.
I was playing spades with a bunch of my friends, and they thought they were gonna set us, till I busted out with the Jokers Card!
by Card Playa 69 March 27, 2010
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Grand National Knob Jockey

Meaning 1:
A Homosexual man that rides the knob/head of the penis to minimize penetration/painfulness during anal intercourse. Similar to Knob Jockey but to an extreme level.

Meaning 2:
An anal retentive (tight assed) person that won't do a friend a small favour. The payout factor is that usually during sex the entire penis (shaft and knob) penetrates or is ridden. This meaning suggests that via being a knob jockey and not a cock jockey that they are not giving the other party the satisfaction of riding the entire shaft rather than just the knob. Somewhat of a bastard. A Knob Jockey of the highest order could compete at a national level.
Example 1:
Tony: That lad is some Grand National Knob Jockey.
Pat: Oh stop I’d say he never gets off it!

Example 2:
Hank: What is the Gibbins lad like?
Harry: Well to be honest, se is no less than a Grand National Knob Jockey!
by Horsebox Harry October 25, 2006
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jolly joker

A fine establishment in Amsterdam, Netherlands, a coffeeshop of the first order.
"Hey man where were you all day?"
"me, ahh yeah I went to the Jolly Joker."
"OK, say no more, man."
by Mr Moroni August 31, 2006
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crack jockey

A true lover of the crack. This is one who either likes crack rock or ass crack. This person can easily be identified by a look of total confusion, and either drool or spooge running down their chin.
Geez, that girl Chuck's doin' is so disgusting I'd sooner scrog a porcupine. He's a real crack jockey.
by Ricey Ripp October 6, 2006
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joker

1.Verb- To destroy something of immense value to someone else, simply for shits and giggles. Derived from a scene in the "Dark Night" when the Joker (Heath Ledger) steals large amounts of money and burns it in front of the people he stole it from.

2. Antagonist of the batman films, most recently portrayed by Heath Ledger.
"HEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEEHAHAHHAHOOHOHOHEHEEHAHAHAH"-quoted from The Dark Knight.
1.Fred: hey dude have you seen my stash anywhere?

Luc: I have it right here(holds up 80sack of orange cush which is on fire).

Fred: NOOOOO!!

Calder: HA. . . bitch.

Luc: I just jokerd your ass.

2.HEEEHEHEHERHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEE- the late great Heath Ledger
by luc and calder August 17, 2008
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Joker

The main character from Persona 5. He's a high school student who also leads a gang called the Phantom Thieves.
Joker is my favorite video game character. I'm so happy he's in Smash Bros.!
by Some guy on UD July 26, 2019
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