Slang for Jesus Christ
John-"Hey you wanna go to church in the morning?"
James- "What are you, fucking nuts? I love Jesse Chips but I'm not going to church."
James- "What are you, fucking nuts? I love Jesse Chips but I'm not going to church."
by ShaneWood January 9, 2012
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by FatChodeMuncher November 8, 2022
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Don't upset and/or annoy Jess Yadav, she'll be very angry and will forever hold a grudge against you (Trust me don't do it).
Jess Yadav always has her best friends back, if someone has been horrible or nasty to you she'll make you feel better and let you rant on and on about it. Jess Yadav will never betray you, she never will.
In conclusion Jess Yadav is one of the kindest, beautiful, stunning, gorgeous angels in the whole entire universe.
Love you Jess :')
Don't upset and/or annoy Jess Yadav, she'll be very angry and will forever hold a grudge against you (Trust me don't do it).
Jess Yadav always has her best friends back, if someone has been horrible or nasty to you she'll make you feel better and let you rant on and on about it. Jess Yadav will never betray you, she never will.
In conclusion Jess Yadav is one of the kindest, beautiful, stunning, gorgeous angels in the whole entire universe.
Love you Jess :')
Person: Who is that?!
Her bestie: That's Jess Yadav, she's beautiful isn't she!!
Person: Yep she definitely is!
Her bestie: Treat her right.
Her bestie: That's Jess Yadav, she's beautiful isn't she!!
Person: Yep she definitely is!
Her bestie: Treat her right.
by How fun! May 31, 2019
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Get the JESSING AROUND mug.Jessica Hannah Glynne is an English singer and songwriter known simply as Jess Glynne. She released her debut single Right Here in 2014. However, she didn't rise in popularity until later that year, in which Rather Be, a collaboration with Clean Bandit, and My Love, a collaboration with Route 94, had her rise in popularity. She as of now has released two studio albums, I Cry When I Laugh and Always In Between. Even though these two albums have received mixed reviews, they both were a commercial success.
Person 1: I don't care what some of the critics say. Jess Glynne makes amazing records! She has a great fanbase too, imo.
Person 2: Agreed. Queen’s fanbase can burn. Half of the Gorillaz fans too. Oh, Tool fans can burn too.
Person 3: You guys are taking Jess and her fans too seriously. Remember that every fanbase has good and bad. Same with the bands you mentioned.
Person 2: Agreed. Queen’s fanbase can burn. Half of the Gorillaz fans too. Oh, Tool fans can burn too.
Person 3: You guys are taking Jess and her fans too seriously. Remember that every fanbase has good and bad. Same with the bands you mentioned.
by OldandNew2014 March 11, 2019
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Friend: Dude have you checked out that Endless Jess guy I told you about?
Me: Yeah, his videos are so fucking sick. Colt Corona is the coolest!
Me: Yeah, his videos are so fucking sick. Colt Corona is the coolest!
by Woutt64 March 26, 2018
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