Thanks Jason

Stating the obvious because Jason always knows with his $40,000 education, sarcasm.

Mike - It is hot outside today.

Kevin - Thanks Jason

by Elephantpi September 8, 2009

Like Jason

Terminology of an attempted forced meme. EVERYTHING is like him. Use it in any occasion.

Person 1: Hey that's so cool
Person 2: Like Jason

by Segtendo July 24, 2011

Jason Kelce

To curse out people on live television. Just like the Philadelphia Eagles center who, during his 2018 super bowl speech, used the words words like “fuck” and other excessive profanity on live television, while in a mummers costume, like a fucking badass.

“Yo, dude, did you see that Mike went all Jason Kelce on Mike McWeirdHairFucker”

by Mr. McChurchFucker February 20, 2018

Jason demink

A boatswains mate who really wanted a Navy Achievement Medal

All Jason Demink ever wanted from the Navy was a NAM.

by Boatswain plane mechanic December 18, 2017

Stinky Jason

Noun: Informal term for a person's anus. Particularly if not regularly cleaned

I don't know about you but I'd love to take a strap on to his stinky Jason

by KoolestKids July 9, 2017

Jason Todd

/ ˈdʒeɪ sən tɒd / (jey-son tod)
Verb:
The act of being beaten to death in Ethiopia by a psychotic clown with a crowbar.

Noun:
An angsty teen who has been beaten to death in Ethiopia by a psychotic clown with a crowbar.

person 1: Yo.
person 2: You're an asshole.
person 1: You ever read Death in The Family?
person 2: No, why?
person 1: Because I'm about to Jason Todd your ass.

by GOD DAMMITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT September 15, 2021

Jason Dean

The 2nd lead in both the movie and the musical, "Heathers".
If you haven't watched either, you have to! NOT RIVERDALE, ILLEGAL HEATHERS OR THE TV SHOW
He's an absolute psychopath but also so freaking hot, I'd let him "Ride my motorbike" If you catch my drift.
Also referred to as JD

Veronica- "OMG the other day Jason Dean bought this hat for my cat isn't it so cuteeeee"
Random Guy- "He tried to kill me the other day because I stepped on your shoe"
Veronica- "Sorry lol, our love is god"

by ariluvr69 April 8, 2022