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Todd Howard's boys large leather jackets

Next to embarrassingly encasing his hairy, little hobbit feet in a variety of fabulously effeminate, insoles-containing stacked-heeled boots, platform shoes and high heels, all the while being a pint-sized petite pathological liar who constantly regurgitates a small man syndrome-induced stream of Todd Howard's tall tales, the terminally insecure and aggravatingly ant-like turbo-manlet Tiny Todd "Tiddly Termite" Howard girlishly enjoys dolling himself up by intermittently donning either a black or brown boys large leather jacket when out on the town and looking for a potential manmore sugar daddy. This is without a doubt just another one of Todd "Heckled Homunculus" Howard's manlet cope and manlet rage-induced, hilariously doomed attempts at emphasizing his obviously non-existent masculinity, which is immediately rendered futile when the inherently effeminate Little Napoleon is absolutely dwarfed by every single grown-up that Tiny Todd "High Five" Howard comes into contact with, like the subhumanly stunted, diminutively delicate, devastatingly dwarfed, petulantly puny and preposterously petite, scandalously stunted little runt of a sissy fairy manlet princess that the whole world most definitely knows him to be.
Melissa: Hey, why is there a brown dishrag lying in the street over there? Ellen: It's one of Todd Howard's boys large leather jackets. The utterly insignificant and microscopically minuscule midget monstrosity was crossing the road when a bee humming bird suddenly swooped down and just carried him away! Melissa: Manlets BTFO.
by ManletDepreciator October 11, 2024
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big jacket smith

The town rapist

Cool as hell
Has a sick ass jacket, that's a little too big for him
Ballin all the time
Friend: what'd they call you?

You: Big Jacket Smith
Friend: why?

You: I rape people
by Spooper Scrungo IV October 23, 2023
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Fed-Jacket

A slang word typically used by those on the Right side of Politics meaning to accuse someone of being a Federal Agent online who is likely not a Fed.
"Wow look another loser is Fed-Jacket(ing) Me!"
by DooM-Dude September 19, 2025
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No jacket

A dangerous person that’s never convicted of any serious crimes or a person with no gang affiliation
Watch out for that boy Mike, He No Jacket
by NL Rico December 29, 2023
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lady jacket

Slang for vagina under certain conditions, kinda. Similar to how "raincoat" is used for condom. But instead of a condom you're putting a lady on your penis.

Also can be used to describe your current lover. (ideally your female lover). Although slightly crude
I'd like to try on her lady jacket.

Wanna be my lady jacket?
by Holdonletmegoogleit April 19, 2018
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Jacket

jacket OFF
by unknow7337 September 21, 2023
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Wet jacket in a condom cave

The act of a man performing oral sex on a woman and finding a condom inside of her from the last man she had intercourse with and sucking it out in his mouth.
"I didn't even know she was with another man, until I found a wet jacket in a condom cave!"
by Miss Kitty 13 March 18, 2023
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